RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Manager of champions seeks wrestlers!

That's right! And a pox on James Fantastic for trying to man-handle one half of the greatest announce team of all time!

The fact is, PenWing asked for a Hell in a Cell Match. Now, one reason he asked for this is that Hell in a Cells, unlike Steel Cage Matches, require a referee. PenWing is clearly trying to capitalize on the poor officiating that has plagued my RDCW career.

But am I worried? Hell no! Because, quite frankly, Hell in a Cell is designed to retire superstars, and that's something I am quite familiar with! I guaran-damn-tee that after Rehash, SD6 will be throwing a retirement party for one of their own!

Snarf, I think when you're done with PinkyWing, you need to teach Jimmy Faboo another lesson! Last time you beat him up so bad, he don't even remember it!

SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!!!!

Are you still alive? I thought, after the beating we gave you two weeks ago, plus your less-than-stellar showing in teh Lightweight Battle Royale, that you'd put yourself out of your misery!

Look at Chris: so much heart. So much intensity. So much irrelevance. Poor li'l Chris thought that his sign would re-spark his feud with the Family, never realizing that his Jr. High-level prank would only make us pity him more...

So Chris, how's your career with Ian Bond coming?

You'll find out soon enough,Choke Mama.

What are you gonna do, challenge yourself to a match and job out? You're so laughably bad you couldn't beat yourself (off).

I'll beat you off Joe.

You stick with your husband - Rex.

Whoa Joe,does PJP know you are flirting with Christine?

Christine's married to Rex. Shotgun Wedding - don't you follow the RDCW? If anything, I gotta wonder is PJP knows that he's been committing gay adultery for all this time...

I was talking about your marriage to PJP!

DAMMIT SHUT UP!!!

You promised you wouldn't tell...

When did you start believing a word I say?

I will destroy you both the way I destroyed Los Azules! The EuroTrash title will be added to the Family's collection!

VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny's down boys! Fetch a medic! SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!!

You're looking at the new RDCW Lightweight champion boys!!

Big Business has merged to become Family Business.

Face it boys, y'all are screwed.

WHOA DADDY!Screwy Bastardo's been punked!

And you're no closer to any titles. Battles and wars, little jobber...

Up yours,Choke Mama.

I know...truth hurts. Look on the bright side: you fly completely under the Bastardo radar. That means what happened to the RDJL and what IS GOING to happen to SD-6 will never happen to YOU! Our IC-Title Match and the Bastardo Elimination Chamber are the worst it's ever gonna get for you!

Don't you have a match, boyo? Ah believe the champ is lookin' to finally shut that mouth of yours.

If anyone's mouth is going to get shut,it's his.

Senor Oakley, you are perfect partner for Los Putas and Fantastico. All have big mouths that flap like women, and all do nothing, again like women. We will smash you apart like little pinatas.

Setbacks. Everyone has them. It's how you deal with setbacks that determines whether or not you succeed in this life. Louie Bastardo has made a career (several, in fact) out of successfully dealing with setbacks.

When the Family was reduced to two wrestlers, a secretary/strategist (heh, nobody suspected Grace's real talents. And she has a lot more yet to be seen.) and me, everyone thought we were finished. Not so. Careful planning and strategic alliances bore us much success.

Yes, Rehash was not the night the Family hoped it would be. We lost two championships due to biased officiating (and I am still in litigation over Snarf's World Title match!) and Joe Mama suffered injuries that he has only just returned from.

However, once again, we have made a very strategic alliance. Joining forces with Slick Willie Williams and his Company, we have created a super conglomerate with one goal in mind: The utter destruction of Sudden Death 6. And we sealed the deal with the decimation of the Dark Lords.

Pay very close attention to what happened to Grimm at Rehash. To what happened to Nuriko two weeks ago. And to what happened to Sammitch, PenWing, Darth, and Jimmy Faboo last week. Because the Family Business will steamroll over all of you that get in our way. You have all been warned.

Setbacks. You've only just begun to see what I have in store for you.

This makes me laugh. You're stealing a Family member away to play second fiddle to Chris Oakley? Didn't that fail the last time? Mr. Blackandblue, you're no student of history. You want Oakley? He's yours. But I recommend you stay of Family Business - bad things happen to people who meddle where they don't belong!

Now Joey,Joey,Joey....no need to be so rude!I'm just trying to give some deserving athletes a way out of this glorified flea circus known as RDCW and into the glory that is X-Citiing Power Wrestling!
Which reminds me...I have a huge contract offer for you if you're interested.

Oh, look, another little wannabe trying to horn in on the Family's success. I'm going to give you one chance to walk out of here right now, little man. If you don't, you can kiss your nuts goodbye.

Oh,you so didn't wanna say that to me,Louie boy.You've just signed your own fucking death warrant,punk.

Cry me a river, bitch. Now are you gonna leave, or do I have to have my boys throw your punk ass out?

Nobody's getting thrown out but you,bitch!

Wrong again, armpit breath. I've made my mark here and I'm staying put! Everybody wants to emulate my success, but they're all pale imitations of the original! And that includes you, you little disease infested, worm ridden, maggot. Now get the fuck out of my thread!