Uh huh.
Your "World Champ" got his ass beaten by an EX-Bastardo. I don't think there's anything to worry about here. Tell your delusional, scatterbrained, no dick, boss to quit while he's ahead. Otherwise he's just gonna be another little speedbump on the Family Business victory highway.
Ahh, the sweet smell of success. Look at the championships contained in the Family Business!
The Lightweight Faggot Championship! Once again, Johnny Evil has captured the title by taking it away from that pretender, Spandex Monkey Man!
The Women's Booby Championship! Need I say anymore about the ravishing Sneaky Bunny? MisterJLA wants to bring in a newbie? Bring her on! The Bastardo Bunny will send her packing like she has all the rest.
The Donkey Lovin Tag Team Championship! King Snarf and Joe Mama continue to prove their dominance in the tag ranks! Not only did they win the
Fear and Loathing Memorial Tournament Cup but now they hold the tag team titles as well!
The Intercuntinental Championship! And Joe Mama is unstoppable! The Family's Enforcer keeps rolling on! Speaking of which. . .
The EuroTrash Championship! Say goodbye to this one, kiddies. The Enforcer brought it home just in time for it to be retired. This title now hangs over my fireplace in my study at the palatial Bastardo Estates. And Nowhereman, that was just the start of what we're gonna take from you.
And a big shout out to the newest champion in the Family Business! One of Slick Willie Williams' Company boys!
The DCMBs Championship! Balls Nasty! A fine competitor and a worthy champion!
Now while it is true that there are some championships still not held by Family Business members, I think that matter will be rectified in very short time. I am now serving notice on all non-Family Business championship titleholders. We are coming for you and we will take your titles. It is only a matter of time.
And PenWing, you're at the top of the list.
