#38041
2000-10-26 12:29 AM
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...with one woman...who would it be and why? ------------------
NON OMNIS MORIAR
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#38042
2000-10-26 2:14 AM
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Smeg head! 200+ posts
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I have three choices!! Either Sarah Michelle Gellar or Shania Twain,just for pure fantasy! Or this girl who I work with,cause I love her!!
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#38043
2000-10-26 2:31 AM
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jeez..... it's got to be JENNIFER CONNELLY for myself: a. she's BEAUTIFUL (natural beauty... no need for medical enhancements)
b. while on the island, we can talk about our fav 80's movies
c. when i'm cold at night... she she can hold me!!!
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#38044
2000-10-26 4:24 AM
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xena she could, like, kill things and cook them for me. then, when she has eaten, and is good and strong, i can get on her back and have her swim me off the frickin island, back home. once there, i can continue living my rich and famous life, in the adoring company of all the women on my "women" page. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38045
2000-10-27 6:21 AM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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hurm... Sigourney Weaver? ------------------
My only wish is to see the dead skies of Mars. Beat that Howard Hughes!
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#38046
2000-10-27 7:14 AM
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Good choice...if there is ever a woman that could hold her own and then some... ------------------
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#38047
2000-10-30 1:21 AM
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#38048
2000-10-30 1:22 AM
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Just kidding!
Bea Arthur ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!
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#38049
2000-10-30 3:52 AM
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Some mute woman with great gams.
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#38050
2000-10-30 7:34 AM
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So Dhaise you choose bea Arthur as well. bsams your wife was checking out your posts again huh?
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#38051
2000-10-30 9:57 AM
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There is no bsams(yes that was close).
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#38052
2000-10-30 10:35 AM
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#38053
2000-10-31 2:07 AM
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#38054
2000-10-31 9:25 AM
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who is a good choice, stareena? and... what good would YOU be on an island? ------------------
i have spoken
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#38055
2000-11-02 3:09 AM
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"There is no bsams...only Zool" heh... I said that Sigorney Weaver was a good choice. What good would I be on an Island? Nothing. I'd cry a lot. That's about it. Why? What good would YOU be, Rob on a deserted island? ------------------
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#38056
2000-11-02 5:54 AM
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wull, duh. i could, like, just email people for help. im a moderator. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38057
2000-11-02 9:50 PM
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Silly, you are an owner...I'm a moderator. I guess I would moderate cocanuts, or something... ------------------
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#38058
2000-11-02 11:16 PM
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Stareena,Stareena,Stareena...youve been a bad monkey!
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#38059
2000-11-03 1:36 AM
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Bad Monkey? What have I done? ------------------
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#38060
2000-11-03 2:42 AM
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#38061
2000-11-03 6:11 AM
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heh... monkeys... and what good would coconuts be on an island. geez.. ------------------
i have spoken
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#38062
2000-11-03 11:10 PM
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1. You do not talk about snarf. 7500+ posts
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How come Franty isn't a moderator? Rob, I'm deeply disappointed in you making that piece of fluff a mod and not my Franta! sexist pig!
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#38063
2000-11-04 12:29 AM
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Coconuts make good bongs: no need to add water with the milk there, adds some flavor to make the hits more enjoyable, and when the munchies hit, you just crack it open and eat the insides. Then you don't care about getting off of the island.
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#38064
2000-11-04 1:05 AM
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when i was 13, my family and i took a summer vacation at LBI. one day, i went to the beach by myself at, oh, 6pm. i was just messin around in the sand, when i stepped on this rock-thing. i looked down and saw hairs sticking up thru the sand. i was a lil freaked, but, more curious. so, i started digging all around it. soon enuf, i had uncovered the most hoffifying thing i have ever seen. it was a rotted, decaying human skull! it was brown, and, a little wrinkly, and had these nasty hairs all over it. no shape to it, tho, other than a skull's roundness. so, whut'd i do? i kicked my finding, like a skull, up the sand dune towards the street entrace where our summer house was. screamin "mom! dad! check this out!" how shocked could i possibly have been when my dad picked it up and threw it on the street, cracking it open. who knew milk was inside a human head? (pssst... the password is... "coconut") ------------------
i have spoken
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#38065
2000-11-04 5:40 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
Bad Monkey? What have I done?
I have forgotten,I think maybe I was Ghosbuster 2 referencing you ghostbuster reference....
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#38066
2000-11-16 8:58 PM
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#38067
2000-11-16 9:06 PM
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I once thought about cloning a female version of myself, but quickly dismissed that when I realized she'd look exactly like my sister... and I'm not that kinky. As far as which woman it would be on the island? It would be my friend Angelina, a red-haired girl who's not the prettiest girl I've ever known, but who understands me better than anyone else I know, and I her; I've known her for 8 years now and I've been in love with her for 4. Pathetically, I've never told her that... And she's dating someone right now fairly seriously, so now probably isn't the right time, either. It's kinda like that whole "Ross-Rachel" thing on the TV show Friends, except in real life it sucks... ------------------
The Time Trust. "OnStar... How may I help you Bat-Man?"
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#38068
2000-11-16 10:08 PM
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1. You do not talk about snarf. 7500+ posts
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Pass me the barf bag Frantito.  Here you go! Thanks.<pukes violently>
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#38069
2000-11-16 11:25 PM
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Go screw yourself... I'm having a moment, here...
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#38070
2000-11-16 11:50 PM
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Everybody is masturbating here but me...oh well when in Rome...
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#38071
2000-11-21 4:09 AM
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If I was stuck on an Island and had to pick one woman, I would pick TTT. Every night I would cut a little piece of her and fry it, then eat it until help came!
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#38072
2000-11-21 6:32 AM
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TTT, if now is not the right time for you, can I have her number? Even a Canadian chick is worth a bang.
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#38073
2000-11-21 6:53 AM
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Nah, she's yesterday's news. I gots me a date with a purty girl... ------------------
The Time Trust. "OnStar... How may I help you Bat-Man?"
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#38074
2000-11-21 6:58 AM
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its Rosie Palmer isnt it?
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#38075
2000-11-21 10:32 PM
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You're half right! It's Rosie O'Donnell!
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#38076
2000-11-22 7:11 AM
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Almost as bad as Rosanne barr posing nude in Playboy (oh waitaminute...!) ------------------
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#38077
2000-11-23 9:01 AM
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i want to be stranded w/ this chick:  ------------------
que es el dealli-yo???
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#38078
2000-11-23 2:57 PM
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STOP THE PRESS who was that?
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#38079
2000-11-23 3:09 PM
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#38080
2000-11-24 4:22 AM
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never rub another man's rhubarb...
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