OK, fine! Not gonna respond to that question, here's something else!

The Pros and Cons of being Stranded on an Island with a Nature Girl

1. Kimi
Pros: Experienced nurse, sweet, sweet curves, Steak and BJ Day advocate.
Con: Will start haggling you for your share of the goods. "How much for the straw hat?" "Here, you can have it." "I'll give you three clams." "Uh, you can take it Kimi." "Alright, four clams!"

2. Bianca
Pros: A thorough kisser, relaxed personality, comfortable with her sexual history, thick in the right places.
Con: Don't go dissin' Hockeytown, or it'll be a looooooooong stay on the island.

3. Stareena
Pros: Photogenic, experimental, loves leather, one with nature (Wiccan).
Con: Will talk incessantly about John Meyer as if he's your next-door neighbor.

4. Butterrican
Pros: Musically inclined, artistic, sexually aggressive, big mamma-jammas.
Con: If you get her mad, she'll speak indecipherable spanish cursings at you for weeks.

5. Uschi
Pros: Crafty with physics, knowledgeable of the lesser known, very pleasing to the eyes.
Con: After day five, will shed clothes and wear facepaint made of sand and crab juice screaming to the heavens, while chasing you with a homemade spear chanting, "We must have a sacrifice! We must have a sacrifice!"

6. Koriand'r
Pros: Big booty, big boobies, dirty talker, skull cracker.
Con: Would rather have a "big black mandingo" than your white ass.

7. wenchofthelodge
Pro: Raging nymphomaniac.
Con: Raging nymphomaniac. One can die from sex.

8. Lor
Pros: Has the answers to most questions, and has a penchant for teasing a guy incessantly.
Con: Tendency to abandon you for months on end without telling you, leaving one with a severe case of blueballs.

9. Cowgirl Jack
Pros: Stimulating personality, limited medical training (vet), and overall mentally stable.
Con: Virgin. [sad]