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Re: You're stranded on an island... #38161 2003-10-07 4:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge wenchofthelodge 500+ posts
wenchofthelodge 500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge	quote: Originally posted by TK-069: Well, I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings... Then you said it all very nicely!!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38162 2003-10-07 4:40 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	See B! I did good! :) Although, I am stuck with two old bats...

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38163 2003-10-07 6:53 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge wenchofthelodge 500+ posts
wenchofthelodge 500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge	you never know TK, those old bats may turn out to be the best lovers you've ever had.... :lol:

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38164 2003-10-08 12:03 AM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Yeah right. One thrust and they turn to dust.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38165 2003-10-08 10:00 PM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you Kimi 1500+ posts
Kimi 1500+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you	quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: I don't know too many of the female posters here but if I was stranded on an island with any of them it'd have to be the nurses because my wheelchair would get stuck in the sand without someone to push me around. Wenchie, looks like our services are needed!!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38166 2003-10-08 10:03 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	He's in good hands! And don't forget about March 20!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38167 2003-10-10 9:34 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge wenchofthelodge 500+ posts
wenchofthelodge 500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge	quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: I don't know too many of the female posters here but if I was stranded on an island with any of them it'd have to be the nurses because my wheelchair would get stuck in the sand without someone to push me around. Wenchie, looks like our services are needed!! Yes! And we must not let him down!!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38168 2003-10-12 3:30 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	cue porno music Bow-ka-chik-a-chik-bow-bow!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38169 2003-10-11 5:11 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts
Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O	quote: Originally posted by wenchofthelodge: quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: I don't know too many of the female posters here but if I was stranded on an island with any of them it'd have to be the nurses because my wheelchair would get stuck in the sand without someone to push me around. Wenchie, looks like our services are needed!! Yes! And we must not let him down!! This definitely has my wheels spinnin'! Grrrrr baby!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38170 2003-10-11 6:22 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts
Doc.Mid-Nite Assassinist 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 The Big T-Dot O	quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: quote: Originally posted by wenchofthelodge: quote: Originally posted by Kimi: quote: Originally posted by Doc.Mid-Nite: I don't know too many of the female posters here but if I was stranded on an island with any of them it'd have to be the nurses because my wheelchair would get stuck in the sand without someone to push me around. Wenchie, looks like our services are needed!! Yes! And we must not let him down!! This definitely has my wheels spinnin'! Grrrrr baby!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38171 2003-10-11 10:47 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Ba-doo-dunt Ba-doo-dun-dant! Ba-doo-dunt

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38172 2003-10-13 12:01 AM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you Kimi 1500+ posts
Kimi 1500+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you	quote: Originally posted by TK-069: He's in good hands! And don't forget about March 20! Steak and Blowjob day, right?

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38173 2003-10-13 1:32 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	My fave holiday!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38174 2003-10-13 7:09 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	And Kimi's only an hour away!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38175 2003-10-13 9:44 PM
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Kimi 1500+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38176 2003-10-14 3:56 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Not for me...

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38177 2003-10-14 6:42 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	But you got all da wimmens, TK!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38178 2003-10-14 6:56 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	It's all a front. I'm a loser.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38179 2003-10-14 11:25 PM
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Re: You're stranded on an island... #38180 2003-10-15 12:23 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	I'm so afraid to say something. It would be soooooooo easy... WE LOOKED UP TO YOU!!! Okay, we were just being nice. But still...

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38181 2003-10-16 9:33 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Psyche! Please, like I'm a loser?! pff!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38182 2003-10-16 12:01 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,826 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,826 in the dojo without fear	quote: Originally posted by Captain Sammitch: I'm so afraid to say something. It would be soooooooo easy... WE LOOKED UP TO YOU!!! Okay, we were just being nice. But still... that is many faces.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38183 2003-10-16 12:27 PM
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thedoctor Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 24,593 In the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38184 2003-10-16 12:36 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,826 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,826 in the dojo without fear	silly man E. faces. unfortunately for him, the switch to move his faces around, rendering him blind if turned only half way, was obvious to all his opponents. cursed luck!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38185 2003-10-16 1:19 PM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	I like Teela, but I lust for Evil Lyn.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38186 2003-10-17 3:57 AM
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Pariah The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7 Fucktard Valley, CA	quote: Originally posted by thedoctor: I think I still got this figure in my attic.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38187 2003-10-16 7:24 PM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts
Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	quote: Originally posted by TK-069: Psyche! Please, like I'm a loser?! pff!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38188 2003-11-05 4:26 AM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts
TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	I've finally come up with the perfect pairings! Lor & wenchie: One woman who knows everything and one that will try everything. Kimi & Bianca: A nurse and a sports enthusiast. Need I write more? CJ & Stareena: The Quintessential Good Girl and Bad Girl. See ya later, morality! Butter & Kori: I always wanted to be the cream filling between two brown cookies...

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38189 2003-11-05 4:44 AM
Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329 Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329	quote: Originally posted by TK-069: I've finally come up with the perfect pairings! Lor & wenchie: One woman who knows everything and one that will try everything. Kimi & Bianca: A nurse and a sports enthusiast. Need I write more? CJ & Stareena: The Quintessential Good Girl and Bad Girl. See ya later, morality! Butter & Kori: I always wanted to be the cream filling between two brown cookies... You crack me up TK . . . and would these pairings be on separate island . . . and you'd get stranded on a different one each week? :lol:

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38190 2003-11-05 4:48 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	That sounds good to me! I'd be one tired, stranded man, but I think I could manage!

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38191 2003-11-04 5:19 PM
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Stareena Gothic Do-gooder 2500+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,859 1861	...Ohhh...I'm the bad girl....gotcha...

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38192 2003-11-04 5:28 PM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	bad bad bad bad girl you make me feel so good.

Re: You're stranded on an island... #38193 2003-12-08 4:05 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	80's song reference. Pay no mind to me...

Re: You're stranded on an island... Bianca #38194 2003-12-28 11:36 PM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Quote: Originally posted by TK-069: I've finally come up with the perfect pairings! Lor & wenchie: One woman who knows everything and one that will try everything. Kimi & Bianca: A nurse and a sports enthusiast. Need I write more? CJ & Stareena: The Quintessential Good Girl and Bad Girl. See ya later, morality! Butter & Kori: I always wanted to be the cream filling between two brown cookies... Quote: You crack me up TK... You wrote 'crack'... He fixes the cable?

Re: You're stranded on an island... TK-069 #38195 2004-06-30 11:26 PM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	The Pros and Cons of being Stranded on an Island with a Nature Girl...Second Edition! 1. Kimi Pros: Experienced nurse, sweet, sweet curves, mesmerizing eyes, Steak and BJ Day advocate. Cons: Will start haggling you for your share of the goods. "How much for the straw hat?" "Here, you can have it." "I'll give you three clams." "Uh, you can take it Kimi." "Alright, four clams!" Plus, dramatic weight loss may occur, although the booty will remain. 2. Bianca Pros: A thorough kisser, relaxed personality, comfortable with her sexual history, thick in the right places. Cons: Don't go dissin' Hockeytown, or it'll be a looooooooong stay on the island. And don’t ask her to wear a bra made of coconuts. 3. Stareena Pros: Photogenic, experimental, loves leather, one with nature (Wiccan). Self-proclaimed nymphomaniac. Cons: Will talk incessantly about John Meyer as if he's your next-door neighbor. Demands at least one spent roll of film used on her every day. 4. Butterrican Pros: Musically inclined, artistic, sexually aggressive, big mamma-jammas. Con: If you get her mad, she'll speak indecipherable spanish cursings at you for weeks… while posing on the beach. 5. Uschi Pros: Crafty with physics, knowledgeable of the lesser known, very pleasing to the eyes. Con: After day five will shed clothes and wear face paint made of sand and crab juice screaming to the heavens, while chasing you with a homemade spear chanting, "We must have a sacrifice! We must have a sacrifice!" That is, unless you’re a robot. 6. Koriand'r Pros: Big booty, big boobies, dirty talker, skull cracker. Con: Would rather have a "big, black Mandingo" than your white ass. Buhleee dat! 7. wenchofthelodge Pro: Raging nymphomaniac. Con: Raging nymphomaniac. One can die from sex. 8. Lor Pros: Has the answers to most questions, and has a penchant for teasing a guy incessantly. Con: Tendency to abandon you for months on end without telling you, leaving one with a severe case of blueballs. 9. Cowgirl Jack Pros: Stimulating personality, limited medical training (vet), and overall mentally stable. Con: Virgin. 10. Sneaky Bunny Pros: She's sneaky, wears skimpy things, drinks Canadian beer, and scrumps the night away. Cons: Writes like a crack-addicted retard and sounds like she talks with marbles in her mouth. Which is probably a good thing… 11. Batwoman Pros: Strong moral compass, loves comics, Con: Doesn’t like you that kind of way… bring out the lotion! 12. ShazamGrrl Pros: Relatively new, likeable, a marathon conversationalist. Con: Will probably fantasize more about Captain Marvel than even gaze in your general direction. 13. Meeko Pros: Lumpia and Pancit lover, easy-going, likes sammitches. Con: Thinks spandex is all the rage. Which necessarily isn’t a con for us oogling men! 14. NurikoK98 Pros: Protective (a wandering samurai), quiet yet profound when she does step in. Still Mint condition in her original packaging. Con: So mysterious, who knows what she’ll do to you! He fixes the cable?

Re: You're stranded on an island... TK-069 #38196 2004-06-30 11:54 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	This is one of the funniest posts I've read. Funny, and yet sage in its truth. Here are my picks and why: Kimi: Love to have her...on the island. For all the reasons listed. The haggling wouldn't bother me. The only problem would be "where are we getting the steak?" Bianca: No problem here. No coconut bra? Then can my hands do bra-duty? Stareena: I think the world of Stareena. But John Mayar talk would probably drive me to suicide. And the Wiccan faith would remind me too much of my Mom and sister to be comfortable. Sorry, Star'...can I keep the pictures? Butterrican: Tempting, for all those reasons. But I WOULD eventually piss her off. And who wants to be cursed out like they're Lucy and Ricky's caught them at Club Babaloo? Thanks, but no. Uschi: No. She scared me in one of the threads. If I want my island stay to be a horror movie, I'll just hop into "Cannibal Holocaust" or "Scream 2". But thanks. Koriand'r: As much as I'd like to get her alone and...disappoint her, it's true what they say: Once you go white, you run screaming back to black. Sorry. Wenchie: My gut reaction is "Yes! Yes!! Oh, Hell YES!!!" But I've never seen her. So I reserve judgement until TK POSTS PICS, DAMMIT!!! Lor: Who? Cowgirl Jack: This is a no-brainer. Sweet dispostion, medical training, AND cute as hell? Sign me up. Besides, if I may be a typical male for a moment: I'd rather be someone's first than someone's best. "Best" always changes; they can never take "First" away... Ms. Bunny: Too young. And her hyperkinetic personality would finally make me snap and scream (like a white Samuel L. Jackson): "CHILL BITCH! CHILL!!!" She stays in Michanada... Batwoman: Out of respect for her, I politely say "no". Besides, I'd drive her crazy and she'd have to kill me on general principle... ShazamGrrl: Too new. I don't think we've ever conversed. I abstain. Meeko: She's also new, but I've talked to her. Mark her as a "Yes". Good people. And cute. NurikoK98: A local girl. Whenever I missed home, I'd tell her "Say 'Park your car in Harvard Yard and get the clam chowder.'" As long as she's not driving the Jeep on the island, I vote "yes" to her. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: You're stranded on an island... Joe Mama #38197 2004-07-01 12:00 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	Y'know, I wonder what the girls think of the selection of men here they can choose from... He fixes the cable?

Re: You're stranded on an island... Joe Mama #38198 2004-07-01 12:05 AM
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Meeko 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 826 Illinois	Quote: Meeko: She's also new, but I've talked to her. Mark her as a "Yes". Good people. And cute Thanks!! You're not so bad yourself!! TK...That could get interesting!!

Re: You're stranded on an island... Meeko #38199 2004-07-01 12:14 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	I wanna know! He fixes the cable?

Re: You're stranded on an island... TK-069 #38200 2004-07-01 12:21 AM
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Meeko 500+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 826 Illinois	I need a list of names lol I don't even know every guy from this board....would be a bit bias wouldn't it... I know of these guys by their postings TK Joe Mama Chewy Sammitch Fused Iron Pig

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