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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Yes, Sneaky, it would be "in". Thank you.  Keep this up, and I may have to make an aggressive bid for you in the draft...
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Drafting women is the only way he can keep them in his mother's basement...
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Joe Mama said: Yes, Sneaky, it would be "in". Thank you. 
Keep this up, and I may have to make an aggressive bid for you in the draft...
awww spanks pumpkin.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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But that's like you having the nickname of Human!
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hows chubby nubblies or lemur ass?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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i thought you'd know sweet pea
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Probably nipple sucking or something.
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I don't think I have "chubby nubblies" on my chest. But they could possibly be suckled on...
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I always thought it was weird when a girl sucks on a dudes nipples. Such a turn off.
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Dude, who cares? She's sucking on your nipples and ya know what's next...damn.
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not always. some bitches just like to play games then when it gets heavy they stop. they just. fucking. stop. 
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When they're sucking your nipples they stop? No man, that's you..you need to continue until they say no or slap you or something.
Who stops after sucking nipple????
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well it's not right after sucking nipple. it's before the pants drop. anyways, I don't got sensitive nipplies so maybe that's why it does nothing for me.
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What the fuck is this shit?! The "men getting their titties sucked" forum?!
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Where's that vomiting avatar when you need it?
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Has any other man besides myself and those who posted in the first five pages of this thread wrote who they'd take with them on a deserted island?
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And dude said he had his tiities sucked and the chick didn't follow through with the trousers down...Who does that?
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In regard to the actual topic of the thread
I'm actually going to say Cowgirl Jack.
She could hunt and fish.
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every man needs a mistress.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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I was working on the theory that this was a hypothetical "If I was single" situation
You'll also note that I analyzed the question and provided an answer in terms of surviving, not boffing.
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So your wife is so unimportant you could survive without her?
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I figured CJ could keep me alive until my wife found a rescue party to save me.
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You're such a Sean hannity.....
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Better than a Colmes. 
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But I wanna ride on the merry-go-round!
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Keep you gay fantasies to yourself. Otherwise LLance will show up. 
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 Aiiiieeeeee!
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