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The Pros and Cons of being Stranded on an Island with a Nature Girl...Second Edition!
1. Kimi
Pros: Experienced nurse, sweet, sweet curves, mesmerizing eyes, Steak and BJ Day advocate.
Cons: Will start haggling you for your share of the goods. "How much for the straw hat?" "Here, you can have it." "I'll give you three clams." "Uh, you can take it Kimi." "Alright, four clams!" Plus, dramatic weight loss may occur, although the booty will remain.
2. Bianca
Pros: A thorough kisser, relaxed personality, comfortable with her sexual history, thick in the right places.
Cons: Don't go dissin' Hockeytown, or it'll be a looooooooong stay on the island. And don’t ask her to wear a bra made of coconuts.
3. Stareena
Pros: Photogenic, experimental, loves leather, one with nature (Wiccan). Self-proclaimed nymphomaniac.
Cons: Will talk incessantly about John Meyer as if he's your next-door neighbor. Demands at least one spent roll of film used on her every day.
4. Butterrican
Pros: Musically inclined, artistic, sexually aggressive, big mamma-jammas.
Con: If you get her mad, she'll speak indecipherable spanish cursings at you for weeks… while posing on the beach.
5. Uschi
Pros: Crafty with physics, knowledgeable of the lesser known, very pleasing to the eyes.
Con: After day five will shed clothes and wear face paint made of sand and crab juice screaming to the heavens, while chasing you with a homemade spear chanting, "We must have a sacrifice! We must have a sacrifice!" That is, unless you’re a robot.
6. Koriand'r
Pros: Big booty, big boobies, dirty talker, skull cracker.
Con: Would rather have a "big, black Mandingo" than your white ass. Buhleee dat!
7. wenchofthelodge
Pro: Raging nymphomaniac.
Con: Raging nymphomaniac. One can die from sex.
8. Lor
Pros: Has the answers to most questions, and has a penchant for teasing a guy incessantly.
Con: Tendency to abandon you for months on end without telling you, leaving one with a severe case of blueballs.
9. Cowgirl Jack
Pros: Stimulating personality, limited medical training (vet), and overall mentally stable.
Con: Virgin. 
10. Sneaky Bunny
Pros: She's sneaky, wears skimpy things, drinks Canadian beer, and scrumps the night away.
Cons: Writes like a crack-addicted retard and sounds like she talks with marbles in her mouth. Which is probably a good thing…
11. Batwoman
Pros: Strong moral compass, loves comics,
Con: Doesn’t like you that kind of way… bring out the lotion!
12. ShazamGrrl
Pros: Relatively new, likeable, a marathon conversationalist.
Con: Will probably fantasize more about Captain Marvel than even gaze in your general direction.
13. Meeko
Pros: Lumpia and Pancit lover, easy-going, likes sammitches.
Con: Thinks spandex is all the rage. Which necessarily isn’t a con for us oogling men!
14. NurikoK98
Pros: Protective (a wandering samurai), quiet yet profound when she does step in. Still Mint condition in her original packaging.
Con: So mysterious, who knows what she’ll do to you!
15. difficult kind (formerly known as DFFCLTKND)
Pros: Amazonian in strength, attitude and sexual deviance; loves sports with a screaming, frenzied passion.
Cons: Is prone to ripping people's heads off when looking at the cute palm tree or leaving the bamboo outhouse's seat up.
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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youre right im screaming at these freaking yankees right now!!!! MATSUIIIIIIIIIII
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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shove it theo
The Sun of Bibboa shines upon you!
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luv him in my mouth
EWWWWW! Ahm tellin' Rob!
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smell hte colours my boy smell the colours.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I don't care who you are.
That's funny.
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What if she's the offspring of LLance?
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EWWWWW! Ahm tellin' Rob!
i think he knows tattle tail 
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What if she's the offspring of LLance?
There's no doubt. 
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I spilt on me... 
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luv him in my mouth
EWWWWW! Ahm tellin' Rob!
i think he knows tattle tail
swingers?
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Whose pros and cons exactly are we talking about here? For example, some of us don't care for beer, Canadian or otherwise.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Whose pros and cons exactly are we talking about here? For example, some of us don't care for beer, Canadian or otherwise.
The pros and cons of each respected girl, whom you pick according to your taste.
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Ahh, I see!
Hmm... gotta get back to y'all on this list
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DK is ALMOST the perfect girl. I lubs the freaky-naughty in her. But her love of the Yankees means that we can never be. But I can still like her bestest.
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why cause they talk like truck drivers?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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...with one woman...who would it be and why?<P>------------------<BR>NON OMNIS MORIAR
Butterrican, and because she... ummm... this 
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
<strong> It's true. Kimi lives in Chi-town. Chewy and I go to school in Kankakee County. An hour's drive - depending on who's at the wheel. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wow, that's cool. Damn shame you don't live closer to PA.
You know, I live in PA... 
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DK is ALMOST the perfect girl. I lubs the freaky-naughty in her. But her love of the Yankees means that we can never be. But I can still like her bestest.
thanks JM. im still getting over my yankees and the jets losing today! the tri state is mourning. i still hate the red sox. and why did you guys have to riot? the poor girl with the pepper spray ????? what was that all about. see why you guys cant handle champiosnship situations? 
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and why did you guys have to riot? the poor girl with the pepper spray ????? what was that all about. see why you guys cant handle champiosnship situations?
I posted about this elsewhere, but for YOU ( ), I'll say it again: WE did not riot. WE hugged, high-fived, cheered, and honked to each other as we drove. The fuck-head college kids who live and go to school in that area rioted. What happened to that girl was and is a fucking tragedy, one that the city is trying to atone for. But don't blame real Red Sox fans for it; blame the assholes who don't want to behave in the face of a incredibly positive night. A few bad apples, m'dear...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Why, because on a deserted island no one could hear her scream and I could knock the stupid right out of her!
Hey, star when are you gonna stop posting the softcore pics and give us some hot action pics? I mean c'mon we know you've got them, so post them allready!
Take it from me, I LOVE you! 
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thanks for the recap JM. my apologies. you know im only in the women forum and very rarely the deep thoughts forums!
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I think it was in the Sports Forum, but this place just kinda runs together on me...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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