Chewy kicking ass. Nowhereman helping people would just creep you out and send a shiver down your spine everytime he commits a good deed


You wake up in a parralell world, go down stairs for breakfast, and see 3 naked man cooking bacon for you, all with unhealthily large erections and creepy smiles on their faces. Who are these horny, naked man.... [pick 3]


Batman

OR

Superman

OR

Vision [robotic penis and all]

OR

Iron Man [full metal suit, just with the helmet off and penis hanging out]

OR

Hulk

OR

Lex Luthor

OR

Joker

OR

Apocalypse

OR

Odin

OR

Wally West/Flash

OR

Barry Allen/Flash [fleshy bits hanging off his decomposing corpse]






PICK ONE! LEAVE ONE!

"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here. Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!" "So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children." "Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!" --Invader Zim