If my gal doesn't know by now what kinds of clothes and gifts to get me, then why the fuck have I spent six years with her, I asks ya!

Actually, I'm blessed that I don't have these problems. She has no problem offering up XMas and birthday ideas, and has the presence of mind to ask me directly what I want. And we both get each other gifts that the other one didn't know about or forgot that she/I mentioned. Makes for easy gift-giving.

Of course the Amazon Wish Lists help in a pinch.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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