Whole point of this thread is to come up with things that we would never post in a story. Things so out-of-character that any serious consideration would actually get you banned from the boards. Which is pretty darn hard.

  • Lykopis is a man. Because I've watched too much Nip/Tuck, and I would love to see Vanguard Europe's reaction. Kidding, kidding...

  • Grimm wears pink. Or start singing from West Wide Story. Or reading Yeats, Bryon, or Witman. Or acting like The Rock.

  • Turn Danny into the Crocodile Hunter. Yes, we always threaten to do it, but we're not serious about turning the man with the amazing animal powers into nothing but a mix of 'Crickey!' and 'G'Day'. Unless, you know, we're in a grumpy mood...


Let's see, what else...


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