FR:"Hello evubudah,its me Fat Retard & I'm here to interview one of the biggest names in RDCW history,former general manager Nowhereman!"
NM:"Can we make this quick,I got some girls waiting for me back at the hotel!"
FR:"Anyway,its been a while since you were last seen in an RDCW ring,but as we all know you've been plying your trade in Hollywood..."
NM:"Sure am............by the way,you didnt bring The Queen with you did you? That guy creeps me out.......his eyes are always trying to undress me!" *shudders*
FR:"No,LLarry is doing his day job as Robs personal valet right now!"
NM:"Good!"
FR:"Back to Hollywood. You recently appeared in the film The Scorpion Queen,but it wasnt really much of a role now was it buh gawd!"
NM:"What do you mean,Wasnt much of a role"? It was a key character in the film!"
FR:"Random soldier #15 doesnt sound like a key character to me!"
NM:"Shows what you know,I'm currently filming the spin off film Random soldier #15 does Dallas. Hows that for `Not a key character'?"
FR:"Ok,so does this mean you will be emulating WWEs The Rock & spend more time in Hollywood than in the ring?"
NM:"Nah,I'm not like that gaylord,I will return soon......I've got some unfinished business to take care of!"
FR:"Have you kept up with the latest going on in RDCW?"
NM:"Yes,and quite frankly I'm appalled. We have a whiney bitch as heavyweight champ, a fucking retard with the IC & hardcore porn belts, a man in black hitting people left right & centre & God knows what Grimm is doing now he's GM!"
FR:"Do you intend to revive the rWo?"
NM:"No,thats done & dusted,a thing of the past,its time for Nowhereman to go it alone again!"
FR:"What about The Hellions?"
NM:"You'll have to ask Grimm about that!"
FR:"So who you gunning for first when you return?"
NM:"That'd be telling wouldnt it you fucking cunt!"
FR:"Hey,buh gawd theres no need for that kind of language...........DROP TOE HOLD!"
NM:"Calm down FR,you'll have another stroke.........heh heh!"
FR:"Now thet aint funny.........SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
NM:"I love it when you lose it!"
FR:"I aint losing it.............BOOMER SOONER!"
NM:"What the fuck does that mean?"
FR:"Errrrrrr,I dunno!"
NM:"You really are a fat retard.........hey,whats that in you hand? Please tell me it aint......"
FR:"Yup,its Good Old FRs BBQ sauce!"
NM:"You know that stuffs been banned in most countries,most governments classify it as a chemical weapon!"
FR:"Its good buh golly!"
NM:"No it fucking aint,put it down before you kill us all!"
LL:"Yoo hoo,FR sweety,Queenies home!"
NM:"Fuck,you promised he wasnt here..........fuck it I'm out of here before he tries to touch me!"
Nowhereman leaves
FR:"Well that looks like the end of the interview!"
LL:"He's got a nice ass,I wonder how big his cock is?"
