Christmas Time. A time of joy, goodwill, giving graciously, and receiving with equal grace. A time to forgive, make a difference, help those who need us, and forget our differences. Don't give in to the pressure exerted by those who say they hate Christmas. Rise above it because Christmas is truly what you make it.

Having said that, what's a Christmas television special without the music? I have two 6-hour tape collections of my own. Here are some clips, if you can guess which shows I recorded them from:

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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.