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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Nöwheremän #401634 2005-01-22 4:46 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Field Marshal Montgomery:To chase that blighter Rommel out of North Africa!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401635 2005-01-22 4:56 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! What the fuck have any of these got to do with RKMBs? Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Nöwheremän #401636 2005-01-22 4:59 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Ultimate Jaburg53 #401637 2005-01-23 12:46 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA G-Man:because it was tired of having its right to free speech interfered with by the biased liberal mainstream media.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401638 2005-01-23 12:55 AM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 201 Woburn,Mass.,USA Chris Oakley The Hurricane 200+ posts Chris Oakley The Hurricane 200+ posts Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 201 Woburn,Mass.,USA TO KILL THAT DRUGGIE MXY! stand back!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401639 2005-01-23 1:54 PM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! Why did Chris Oakley cross the road? Cause he coiuldnt get his penis out of the chicken! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Nöwheremän #401640 2005-01-25 2:10 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Grimm:It didn't want to face me at next week's Havoc.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! MisterJLA #401641 2005-01-25 3:35 PM Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 22,618 Jason E. Perkins Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts Jason E. Perkins Your death will make me king! 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 22,618 Quote: MisterJLA said: Quote: Chris Oakley said: MisterJLA:RACK the chicken. Yes. Happy belated Owner of a Lonely Heart, MrJLA .

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Jason E. Perkins #401642 2005-01-25 5:12 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Michael Moore:It's all a Bush administration conspiracy!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! #401644 2005-01-25 8:44 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Quote: Balloonknot said: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because his old Neighbors were Fowl .........no. https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #401645 2005-01-26 3:38 AM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,398 Likes: 38 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,398 Likes: 38 High above it all... Quote: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said: Don't be so harsh on Lor. Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: It was documented photographically by the Ninja Turtle! "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! MisterJLA #401646 2005-01-26 10:06 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA The Doctor:it's really JQ in disguise.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401647 2005-01-26 10:12 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Quote: Chris Oakley said: The Doctor:it's really JQ in disguise. I don't get it. Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401648 2005-01-26 11:02 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 Chris Oakley: Because I bored him to death with my stupid ass humor. VieraComics.com

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! PJP #401649 2005-01-27 4:05 AM Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546 Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts Jeremy Living the dream 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,546

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Jeremy #401650 2005-01-27 2:35 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Johnny Evil:Because it knows evil is coming to RDCW.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401651 2005-01-28 7:48 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. Garth in "Wayne's World"

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Frank Burns #401652 2005-01-28 7:49 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 For a long time it gave me nightmares -- witnessing an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him: "Silly rabbit, TRIX are for kids." I mean, why couldn't they just give him some cereal? Carlton in "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Frank Burns #401653 2005-02-04 3:53 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA B.J. Hunnicutt: To get away from Frank Burns.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401654 2005-02-04 4:36 PM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt best answer - the one about Chris Oakley's (or whoever) dick still beingin the chicken. Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Uschi #401655 2005-02-04 6:24 PM Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! rex #401656 2005-02-04 6:54 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 VieraComics.com

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! PJP #401657 2005-02-05 3:03 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA TK-069:to help me get the RDCW World Title back!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401658 2005-02-06 12:09 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA rex:because it's a fucktard.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401659 2005-02-07 6:10 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Joe Mama:To help me win the Fenway Park Street Fight.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! #401661 2005-02-07 11:31 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Balloonknot:because it knows I'm going to kill it if I catch it.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401662 2005-02-08 2:10 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Senor Perdicion:It is stupidly trying to run away because it knows I will wring its neck for dishonoring me and El Daga!!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! #401664 2005-02-08 2:32 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Beavis:'Cause it was cool,heh heh.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! #401666 2005-02-09 2:41 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA G-man:To delete Balloonknot's posts

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! #401668 2005-02-09 3:24 PM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Chris Oakley I Am Groot 5000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,813 Salem, Mass., USA Cheech and Chong:To get high,man.

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Chris Oakley #401669 2005-02-09 4:50 PM Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Boy, Chris, you're on fire!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #401670 2005-02-09 5:00 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Balloonknot: Because I tried to molest it in a fit of self-loathing. See these tears? Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Joe Mama #401671 2005-02-10 1:08 AM Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,826 Likes: 8 Fuckingham Palace! Balloonknot doesnt like hens,he prefers a nice big cock! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! The Kamphausenettes #401672 2005-07-08 3:56 AM Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,398 Likes: 38 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,398 Likes: 38 High above it all... Quote: The Kamphausenettes said: ...Ned Flanders shoo be doo doo Whatever happened to The Kamphausenettes? "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road - RKMB style! Darknight613 #401673 2005-10-14 2:29 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY https://www.instagram.com/ultimatejaburg53