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Richard Belding said:
Hey HEY HEY!! All of you get back to class or I will start writing detentions!

And no boobie flashing in the hallways, Jessie! You can do that all you want when you're older if you don't make it to Harvard!



Hey, I met you!!! You're from Chattanooga. I served you and the local news anchorwoman, Marie Ellen Locher, at the Outback last year.

You're only 5'7".

And you tip worth shit. 5 on 35?! WTF?! It should be six, you cheap bastard.

But I sold your autograph on Ebay for 25 clams. Bought me a bag of pot.

Non

(P.S. This really did happen. I actually served Mr. Belding. I've also served Toby Kieth. I put a pubic hair in his Greek salad. I've got ginger pubes (like Renton) so it looked like an alf-alfa sprout.)

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.