Dear Non,
I know you said you wouldn't come back to this place, but I really hope that you're reading this, because it's important to me that you know that, even though I haven't made any posts in this or any other threads about this conflict, my absence doesn't mean I didn't wish to join in on the fun, it simply means I was unaware of what was going on until know. I really want you to know that, had I known about what was going on, I would have joined Jaburg in his (succesful) effort to annoy you, and I regret not being here when it counts. Again, sorry for my sloppiness, I swear it won't happen again, and I hope to see you overreacting about something silly in Oakleyesque levels some other time.

Sincerely,
Bill J.