RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Last 2 Times I've Eaten Ice Cream I've Gotten a Bad Ice Cream Headache......

.......This concerns me.

That means you need to eat it slower.


Dumbass.

I can't ........there lies the problem

Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. (Save the gay jokes, guys)

All will be right with the world once again.

So pressing my tongue against the top of my mouth will make my dog come back to life?

What are you complaining about, you can still fuck it.

Hell of a game there Doug........oh and I just ate some ice cream and no headache.....all is well.

have some ice cream......you can get as fat as you want......something tells me you'll be having lots of free time next year during football season........Oh and how did you get home.......there is no way they let you on the plane with the rest of the team.

They let me fly on the plane.

The outside of it, anyway.

PJP FOR MOD!

If My Heart Had Wings
Faith Hill

Damn these old wheels
Rolling too slow
I stare down this white line
With so far to go
Headlights keep coming
Loneliness humming along
Who poured this rain
Who made these clouds
I stare through this windshield
Thinking out loud
Time keeps on crawling
Love keeps on calling me home
I'd jump all these mountains and take to the skies
Sail through the heavens with stars in my eyes

If my heart had wings
I would fly to you and lie
Beside you as you dream
If my heart had wings

We both committed
We both agreed
You do what you have to to get what you need
Feeling you near me with so many miles in between
Lord, it ain't easy out here in the dark
To keep us together so far apart

If my heart had wings
I would fly to you and lie
Beside you as you dream
If my heart had wings

Stuck on this circle
Spinning around
Cut loose from this rope
That's tying me down

If my heart had wings
I would fly to you and lie
Beside you as you dream
If my
If my heart had wings
I would fly to you and lie
Beside you as you dream
If my heart had wings

My Next Thirty Years
Tim McGraw


I think i’ll take a moment, celebrate my age
The ending of an era and the turning of a page
Now it’s time to focus in on where i go from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty years

Hey my next thirty years i’m gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things i’ve done
Maybe now i’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
And i’ll do it better in my next thirty years

My next thirty years i’m gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what i’m doing here
In my next thirty years

Oh my next thirty years, i’m gonna watch my weight
Eat a few more salads and not stay up so late
Drink a little lemonade and not so many beers
Maybe i’ll remember my next thirty years

My next thirty years will be the best years of my life
Raise a little family and hang out with my wife
Spend precious moments with the ones that i hold dear
Make up for lost time here, in my next thirty years
In my next thirty years