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My dad finally got a job in his field again. He's workingas an electrical engineer for a small local company. I just found out that his new project is to build a memory chip that will be utilized in a space probe to study the moons of Jupiter.
This is the first time I have seen my Dad do something really really cool.
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Is this the Jupiter Icy Moons Orbiter spacecraft?
It's supposed to be going to Callisto, Ganymede and Europa but not until 2015 at the earliest.
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Congrats Uschi! I"m happy for you  That's really cool....my dad has a pretty boring job: Placing people in jobs which sucks right now as just about everybody knows :P
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My Dad is Santa Clause........but I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
Oh Shit!
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My dad's apparently still job-searching. *shrug*
I'm sure they get along fine though.
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Uschi said: My dad finally got a job in his field again. He's workingas an electrical engineer for a small local company. I just found out that his new project is to build a memory chip that will be utilized in a space probe to study the moons of Jupiter.
This is the first time I have seen my Dad do something really really cool.
my dad's retired, so he's probably not doing anything cool 
but he can beat up your dad 
seriously though, that's REALLY cool Uschi!
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My dad still sells propane and propane accessories. 
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so it's potentially explosives he's selling?
that's also cool!
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I'm not really sure what he does, but my dad can beat up your dad.
And that's what counts.
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My dad manned the Radio in the military. He was an officer because he avoided fighting in the war by finishing his college first. He was the radio guy. The radio. Anyone could beat up my dad.
He also was on the team which designed an importent chip in the first playstation.
I'm trying to get a link the whatever the project is but Dad hasn't e-mailed it to me yet.
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My dad was on the launch team at Vandenberg Air Force Base. He fucking launched missiles into space. Nothing beats that.
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My dad was a civil engineer who built bridges in Jordan........ ........ 
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My dad is an astronaut...
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My dad's been a store manager for Blockbuster Video for over 14 years. He's the most experienced manager in his district, and has won a bunch of awards, including customer service. He's the guy that trains managers-to-be, and is first in line to stand in for the District Manager in case of an emergency.
It's because of him that I became interested in film and the media.
He was also in the Air Force form 1968 to 1972, stationed at Homestead Air Force Base (in South Florida.) In addition to working in transportation, he was a practical joker who somehow never got court-martialed for all the crazy stuff he pulled (like shaking President Nixon's hand while wearing a button for someone who had ran against him - Nixon would land at the Homestead base when visiting friends in Key West. When Nixon saw the button, he pulled his hand away.)
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My dad is a Haitian immigrant who came into this country and made bookoo (sp?) bucks.
Yup.
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rex said: My dad was on the launch team at Vandenberg Air Force Base. He fucking launched missiles into space. Nothing beats that.
shooting down aliens?
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I'm not allowed to talk about that.
Actually he launched a lot of defense satellites and commercial satellites for cell phones and stuff.
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He shot down the aliens' bank accounts with high overage charges for their cell phones and satellite TV.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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He also did tests on monkeys. Alive and dead. I visited him at work once and he had a monkey skeleton hanging by his desk.
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Did he make the monkey dance?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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DANCE MONKEY DANCE (Dance monkey...) DANCE MONKEY DANCE (Dance monkey...) PUT THAT MAGIC APE ON ME (Spank that monkey, set it free!)
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PrincessElisa said: Congrats Uschi! I"m happy for you That's really cool....my dad has a pretty boring job: Placing people in jobs which sucks right now as just about everybody knows :P
why? because theyre black people needing jobs? you make me sick!
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its like an obsession with her to make a racist remark in every thread!
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im reporting her to the NCAA!
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My dad and I send a box of condoms to the National Coloreds Athletics Association every year. Our intent is giving them to the players so they can't breed anymore.
töten sie alle nicht weißen männer!
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thedoctor said: He shot down the aliens' bank accounts with high overage charges for their cell phones and satellite TV.
so basically he "stole" their money using legal methods?
Now THAT'S cool! 
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Any, seriously, Uschi. Glad to hear the good news. Wish your dad luck.
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But, that's ten years away!!
That's almost fifteen years!
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