I Have to Shit Real Bad by Peter J. Pappas
Driving on the Highway of Life Stuck In Traffic
It starts with some minor rumbling
Perhaps a fart or two
Things are getting interesting ...bumper to bumper no end in sight
I started thinking about my diet the past 24 hours
That's the last time I order Chow Mein Stew
I'm Prairie Dogging it now
sweating real bad
Got my ass clenched tight.....what else is new
The next fart that comes out is a little wet
I know now that I have to make a run for it
I'm pulling over and shitting right next to that pile of doggie doo
As I get out of my car the explosion starts
shit to the left of me shit to the right
I'm trying to take my pants off to let out my poo
I shit Like never before it starts off solid but finishes wet
I had big chunks small chunks and lots of wet chocolate water
I was halucinating and thought a cow was trying to talk to me....I couldn't understand it ....all I could make out was "moo"
I hobble back to the car barely able to walk
The ring of fire is not something to scoff at
I smell real bad and have streaks everywhere.....But I am relieved of constipation so I shout "Hididleydoo"
Last edited by PJP; 2005-02-01 11:33 PM.
