Theres a Cuban in my Coffee
by Stupid Dogg
There's a lot of hate in this room
You can smell it 10 feet away
The stabbing eyes, impending doom
I have to write "rex is gay".
But you never once considered me
You cheap and selfish prick
If you get fucked its not for free
and I hear rex likes the dick.
So I cut you into itty parts
And threw you in the bay
Went out that night and fucked some tarts
And one last time, "rex is gay".