There's Coffee in my Cuban by Peter J. Pappas
(dedicated to the Dogg)
There must be some coffee in my cuban
I mean just look at him go
He's like a flash I can't guess how quick he's moving
He's not giving the grass a chance to grow
I'm only paying him a dollar an hour I'm giving him a screwing
He just crossed the border yesterday he's too dumb to even know
He asked me for a break...I said nothing doing
I gave him a good kicking and made him finish the mow
So whenever your cuban starts to stop his grooving
Give him a slap in the face and a nice hot cup of Joe
