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like i said..

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i want romantic sex damn it!

is that so much to ask...!




but really what ever happened to romancing! huh!

why do you men think that "quickies" are good enough hmmmmmm?

i dont want quickies, i want music, sensual touching, rose petals, feathers, sensual touching. not go for the gold right off the bat!

geez and crackers.. men.. i hate em.... sometimes.


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stop thinking with your dicks!!!


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Be glad you got that!

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Be glad you got that!




be glad i got what?!?!

a dick to ride!?!?!?!

HA! i want more than that!!!!! i even give head and i dont like it!!!!


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Has this not been the happiest of Valentines days, lor?

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Be glad you got that!




be glad i got what?!?!

a dick to ride!?!?!?!

HA! i want more than that!!!!! i even give head and i dont like it!!!!




What no card?

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<sobs>

no it hasnt been a good vday


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But you did get a card.

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just venting nuttin not surpriseing


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Zuh?

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But you did get a card.




no.


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But you did get a card.




no.





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No card and you still gave up the booty?

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no.

i didnt.


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Good for you.

No card = no booty!

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i want music, sensual touching, rose petals, feathers, sensual touching. not go for the gold right off the bat!





Noted

The girl I was out for did not seem like the type to be 'romanced'. She didn't even like to go out to the theater! So any potential material I had up my sleeve would not have worked.

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Did you get him a card?

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i want music, sensual touching, rose petals, feathers, sensual touching. not go for the gold right off the bat!





Noted

The girl I was out for did not seem like the type to be 'romanced'. She didn't even like to go out to the theater! So any potential material I had up my sleeve would not have worked.




Why was there jizz in your sleeve?

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Good for you.

No card = no booty!




thx


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i want music, sensual touching, rose petals, feathers, sensual touching. not go for the gold right off the bat!





Noted

The girl I was out for did not seem like the type to be 'romanced'. She didn't even like to go out to the theater! So any potential material I had up my sleeve would not have worked.




<musters up a smile>

well then her lose i sapose.


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Did you get him a card?




no.

hes not the card type.


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i baked him a cake though.


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Card type? I was given a card, what are you trying to say about me?

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nuttin, hun. its cool if you like getting cards


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he got me stickin whipped cream in a can and chocolate surup!

then said, "well your tired we can use it another day" and hour before he had to leave for work!!!!!!!!!!


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I never understood the food thing.

I think Ali G said it best when he said it just made his girl look like she shat the bed.

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I never understood the food thing.

I think Ali G said it best when he said it just made his girl look like she shat the bed.




wha?

you dont like getting food from your girl?


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I'm talking about the whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

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My fiancee is a chef who loves to make baked goods. I'm doing my best not to fuck this one up or the pies stop coming.

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oh, yea, i dont much care for it.


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My fiancee is a chef who loves to make baked goods. I'm doing my best not to fuck this one up or the pies stop coming.




thats cool.


happy engagement then


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