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There are more of you in that proverbial sea right?
sorry, no. im one of a kind sweety. 
unless, that is, you have a cloneing device then there will be!
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i still hate men!!  ... well except, joe, monkey, pjp, Mr. JLA, kris, sideways... well pretty much every guy here. i wuva you all! ... cept rob.
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so, i was watching my soap when he kissed me today, passionately, i enjoyed it yes. well this contined and i noticed something wrong. i asked he said it doesnt seam your as passionate anymore?!?!
wha the bloddy 'ell?!?!
passionate!?! whos gonna be totally passionate when its about 10 mins before he has to leave for work!?!?!
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i told him i have no idea what your talking about.
so we kissed again he was getting heated and wanted a quickie..
riiiight.... like i was gonna do that....
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wam, bang, thank yah mamme!
i dont think sooooo...
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i dont get men, nor do i care!
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ballbrained, thats all they are! puh, i hate men. 
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*blows her bangs out of her eyes*
eeeeeeeeeeeyes, yes sir re bob, i hate men..
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mmmmm'hmmmm, thats right..
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*whistles alittle bit*
*looks at her watch*
wheres my pizza....
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45 mins my cutetush... puh..
i hate men.
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This man lubbs yew. And can swap passionate keesses with needing a quickie - I'd rather wait, get home from work, and give you 8hrs of pent-up ravishment. But that's just me...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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This man lubbs yew. And can swap passionate keesses with needing a quickie - I'd rather wait, get home from work, and give you 8hrs of pent-up ravishment. But that's just me...
I guess your girl doesn't read the boards huh.... 
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Damn right she doesn't. I keep her as far away from here as I can. Waitaminnit! What "girl" do you speak of??? 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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This man lubbs yew. And can swap passionate keesses with needing a quickie - I'd rather wait, get home from work, and give you 8hrs of pent-up ravishment. But that's just me...
I guess your girl doesn't read the boards huh....
Who says she knows how to read? She is dating Joe Mama.
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That's right! I likes 'em cute, stupid, and fuckable.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You got a point Joe.....educating women was the worst thing we ever did as a people.
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Reminds me of that Man Show bit where they had a "End Women's Suffrage" booth and all these women were signing the petition.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I remember that.....too fucking funny. 
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I like the hippie woman that called them stupid white men. I really miss that show.
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Hey, Lor, Have you told him what is is what you want? Let him know you do want it and that you want it bad, but you want it "your way" every now and then. If he say's "you're not passionate anymore" kiss him hard press up against him then push him away smiling and say, "play your cards right after work and you'll see just how passionate I can get" Something like that where you give him what he wants at the same time telling him that he'll have to give a little to get a little. The more confident he feels, the longer he'll "last".
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This man lubbs yew. And can swap passionate keesses with needing a quickie - I'd rather wait, get home from work, and give you 8hrs of pent-up ravishment. But that's just me...
and you wuv me! your perfect!
kidding aside though i dont understand why he doesnt want that.. i mean like i said im okay with quickies sometimes but when it comes to special days, no. now im haveing food issues and... i dunno. we never seam to fall into makeing love, or when we do he messes the mood up by talking, asking me if i want to or other things to that effect. ive been have sex with him for a year he doesnt have to ask any more, i will let him know and do. i dunno. hes a great guy he wouldnt intentionally hurt me he just has this ineptitude timeing. he aways does things at the wrong time. i mean i know im sensitive like a china doll but.. i dunno what going on with me.
maybe this should be transferred to the deep thoughts catogory...
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Hey, Lor, Have you told him what is is what you want? Let him know you do want it and that you want it bad, but you want it "your way" every now and then. If he say's "you're not passionate anymore" kiss him hard press up against him then push him away smiling and say, "play your cards right after work and you'll see just how passionate I can get" Something like that where you give him what he wants at the same time telling him that he'll have to give a little to get a little. The more confident he feels, the longer he'll "last".
oh, i do. believe me i think any of the guys here can vouch for my playfulness lol.
he doesnt like the teaser kisses though, i mean, he says he does but he "teases back" about how i dont want to kiss him and junk like tha. which i dont like and he know that but still does it.
the other thing is he teases and jokes about me well... cheating basically with other guys and God knows i would never! and that bothers me too. i dunno why, it just does. he knows that too but he still does it.
im really at a lose.
i mean you guys have seen my pic right.. am i not attractive or pretty enough or something? i mean i hear all the time that im "cute" but i never hear pretty...
i know ive put on about 10 lbs since the end of summer but i lose it quickly and summers comeing back up again. i have been working out a little more.. i dunno. i really am stumped.
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Lor, sweets, Jeff Foxworthy had it right: Women are deisel engines; takes some warming up to get 'em started, but they'll run forever. And men are bottle rockets-- short fuse, "zoom"!, "pop!" then "zzzzzzzzzzz"... And Quote:
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I just will never understand ....... How the hell Gopher got elected to Congress.
I think he ran as a Republican. They're used to electing the least qualified.
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Lor, sweets, Jeff Foxworthy had it right: Women are deisel engines; takes some warming up to get 'em started, but they'll run forever. And men are bottle rockets-- short fuse, "zoom"!, "pop!" then "zzzzzzzzzzz"...
*giggles*
your right, lad. lol
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ugh! i just thought of a great Harley Quinn and Joker comic where shes all sexy like and he pushes off the desk looking for something! Buuut i cant find it to post!
i did have it saved on my old comp before it blew of course lol
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so, i was watching my soap when he kissed me today, passionately, i enjoyed it yes. well this contined and i noticed something wrong. i asked he said it doesnt seam your as passionate anymore?!?!
wha the bloddy 'ell?!?!
passionate!?! whos gonna be totally passionate when its about 10 mins before he has to leave for work!?!?!
So, he insulted you and you missed some of your soap.
You may have to take a knife and cut this guy.
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The least he could have done was wait for a commercial. You have the television on for a reason.
I once dated a girl who poked me softly in the ribs in the middle of an action movie. It's not necessarily that I didn't like the poking, but why even bother watching the movie if you only remember the theme song and end credits?
They just don't understand how organized we are.
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"I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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The least he could have done was wait for a commercial. You have the television on for a reason.
I once dated a girl who poked me softly in the ribs in the middle of an action movie. It's not necessarily that I didn't like the poking, but why even bother watching the movie if you only remember the theme song and end credits?
They just don't understand how organized we are.
You should have hit her with the championship belt and slapped her in the figure four!
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