Let's see: run-on sentence, check. Self-reference, check. Misspelled "charade", check. Balloonknot, try harder. I expect a little more wit and originality from you.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
I am so helpless in my Feelings for Balloonknot, I keep trying to pin my own moral dilema in him.
Somebody bring me a little boy to fondle, That might help get my mind off him
And we said, "Nay. We are but men." RAWK!!!
"Friendship is better than wedgies!!!" - Billy
1 Kagillion + 1 Gazillion + 514,950 Points + 10250 per year for the next 40 years.
That post isn't even worth correcting. It's that fucked up. Keep trying, Balloonknot - if you're going to make an alt-ID of me, you could at least try to match my posting style. The fact that you disappeared from the "Posters" list just before this alt-ID showed up doesn't help you.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Maybe your fiancée's trying to keep you busy so you don't fantasize about eating peanut butter out of Trish Stratus's ass.
Eddie Guerrero said "I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
Eddie Guerrero said "I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
That depends on whether or not you also happen to have a fiancée to four-time.
Eddie Guerrero said "I've been here before. Backed into a corner, another huge obstacle, time to make a choice. You seem to be a bit preoccupied, Brock. You're not gonna be facing Eddie Guerrero the opponent tonight. You're gonna be facing Latino Heat!! They say there's No Way Out. I can think of at least one, ese (sp?). Can you?"
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