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I's all growed up!!!


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Sammitch is da Bomb yo!

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Will there be beer at the party?

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Help yourself. I've always sacrificed that little indulgence for the opportunity to drive everyone's cars, as so few of my friends back home have the ability to drink in moderation.


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Do they have nice cars?

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drinking in moderation is a crime!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I's all growed up!!!




I'm the asshole in the bar, is that it?

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How Long


how long, baby
how long has it been
how long you gonna keep me wondering
how long before you see
stallin' me was wrong -

how long, you gonna keep
slappin' my hands away
how long you gonna keep my love at bay
how long before you're sure
my love is strong -

how long, you gonna keep
tellin' me you like me fine
how long until I'm gonna make you mine
how long before you wake up
and find a good man gone -

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I's all growed up!!!




I'm the asshole in the bar, is that it?




If you were the guy who puked down my girlfriend's top then staggered outside to key her car... yeah. I think so.


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Do they have nice cars?




Not as nice as when I was a valet-parking guy three summers ago. But not too shabby.


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I's all growed up!!!




I'm the asshole in the bar, is that it?




If you were the guy who puked down my girlfriend's top then staggered outside to key her car... yeah. I think so.




It's a quote from "Swingers".

Rehearsals, Sammitch, rehearsals...

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Dammit! I haven't seen that since I watched it with Steve sophomore year!

Changing roomies will do that to you.


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Money for Nothing


Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free




He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life

Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah the boy can play
Decidation devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

And after all the violence and double talk
There's just a song in the trouble and the strife
You do the walk, you do the walk of life

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Good one. Okay, back to the party!

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I'm in the 3000 club too. I have had 3000 men cum in my ass.


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Must've been a boring weekend that "someone" had to rush back to get my attention. The obsession continues.


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I've heard that 3000 posts marks the point where the moderators begin grooming you for sex.

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I've heard that 3000 posts marks the point where the moderators begin grooming you for sex.




It is indeed. Sammitch has been acquired by Dave, the G-Man, and Wednesday in the time honored method of drawing straws. They will split him up between them during the week, with Sundays on rotation.

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I don't remember hitting 3k, perhaps by not anouncing it I saved my self from being a Mod's prison bitch.


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I've heard that 3000 posts marks the point where the moderators begin grooming you for sex.




It is indeed. Sammitch has been acquired by Dave, the G-Man, and Wednesday in the time honored method of drawing straws. They will split him up between them during the week, with Sundays on rotation.




Gah!

The hell?

Why can't we have any female mods?


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Starrena left and Rob won't make rex a mod.

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Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...

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I don't think thats even a word.

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whatever!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thats a word.

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