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I'll start.
Their late for everything.
They never thank me for opening doors anymore.
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None of them want to sleep with me.
All of them are really nice and flirty until you ask them out. Then they start ignoring you.
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Don't forget a lot of them (posters here excluded...hopefully) are basket cases.
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No the women here just promise us boobie pics (butterrican) and never deliver.
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Yup. The only good women here are the ones wednesday posts pics of.
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It's cuz they don't actually talk.
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I have no complaints about the one I have! 
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We know.  Actually, Sammitch has a great girlfriend. Cute as hell, smart, and EMOTIONALLY STABLE. Nice girl...Sammitch is a lucky guy. Not as lucky as I am with my gal, but damned lucky. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I have no complaints about the one I have!
Does she have stable girlfriends?
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I have no complaints about the one I have!
Does she have stable girlfriends?
Are you trying to say Cap'n Sammitches girlfriend has a horse face?
YOU!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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Don't make that face at me young man! I fought in 3 world wars for the likes of you!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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All of them are really nice and flirty until you ask them out. Then they start ignoring you.
Then when you're finally able to ignore them and turn all your attentions to another, they go back to being the same really nice and flirty. It's almost as if they do it on cue. Second chances are possible, but there is such a thing as the Sodom and Gomorrah stage.
Short version:
Day 1: They say hi, you say nothing
Day 2: They say hi, you say hi back
Day 3: You say hi, they say hi back
Day 4: You say hi, they say nothing
Day 5: You say hi, they still say nothing
Day 6: You say nothing, they say nothing
Day 7: You say hi to someone else, they say hi, and you're all like "Oh no! You don't get me to fall for that again! I don't have time for this!!"
(extended versions coming soon)
Yet, we never see this "plot" in movies or television.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Short version:
Day 1: They say hi, you say nothing
Day 2: They say hi, you say hi back
Day 3: You say hi, they say hi back
Day 4: You say hi, they say nothing
Day 5: You say hi, they still say nothing
Day 6: You say nothing, they say nothing
Day 7: You say hi to someone else, they say hi, and you're all like "Oh no! You don't get me to fall for that again! I don't have time for this!!"
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Yet, we never see this "plot" in movies or television.
God, isn't that true.
That is almost EXACTLY what happened with me and Mel.
And another thing wrong with women, they're usually attracted to assholes.
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You're right on that man. I've asked girls before why they're attracted to assholes and they don't even know!
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And another thing wrong with women, they're usually attracted to assholes.
True.
Most women that have been attracted to me are the ones that have had their fill of bad guys. Most women don't come to their sensed until their late 20s.
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So I've got another year or so...goodie.
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Here's the line I've heard from a few girls that I absolutely hate to hear: "Why can't I date a guy like you?" I'M ME!! THERE'S NO ONE MORE LIKE ME THAN I AM! ONLY ONE GUY IS MORE LIKE ME AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM! GAAH!
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Short version:
Day 1: They say hi, you say nothing
Day 2: They say hi, you say hi back
Day 3: You say hi, they say hi back
Day 4: You say hi, they say nothing
Day 5: You say hi, they still say nothing
Day 6: You say nothing, they say nothing
Day 7: You say hi to someone else, they say hi, and you're all like "Oh no! You don't get me to fall for that again! I don't have time for this!!"
(extended versions coming soon)
Yet, we never see this "plot" in movies or television.
God, isn't that true.
That is almost EXACTLY what happened with me and Mel.
Yet, they claim that we're the ones that are afraid of a commitment. I don't walk around with a mental roulette wheel. I don't even have mental list.
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And another thing wrong with women, they're usually attracted to assholes.
That's because they see them as moldable clay that will eventually get better. Like someone on these very boards once said, you read a romance novel and you see that the guy who gets the girl at the end starts off as a scoundrel that turns his life around just to win over one woman. Unfortuanetly, a leopard doesn't change its spots overnight. People can change, yes, but it depends all on what it is that changes.
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What you need to do is trick a woman into thinking you could be a project. Once they find out you have a flaw they can fix, you're in. I've done this several times.
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Here's the line I've heard from a few girls that I absolutely hate to hear: "Why can't I date a guy like you?" I'M ME!! THERE'S NO ONE MORE LIKE ME THAN I AM! ONLY ONE GUY IS MORE LIKE ME AND YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM! GAAH!
I yam what I yam, and I yain't no more!
I am only good for one thing.
GARBAGE!
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I am a project! I'm a socially inept, emotionally scarred guy in need of some lovin'!
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You're right on that man. I've asked girls before why they're attracted to assholes and they don't even know!
I do. I positively, precisely, another p-wordily do.
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What you need to do is trick a woman into thinking you could be a project. Once they find out you have a flaw they can fix, you're in. I've done this several times.
In is laid and that won't get you in.
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In my experiences, all I do is act sarcastic (but not in a threatening way), be a little distant, and never tell a girl how pretty she is. I almost always get a number.
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Good point about complimenting them. If you do it too soon she will think you're being dishonest. You have to wait until the right time.
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Oh yeah! I also never tell a girl anything about myself. 80% of the time, I'm quiet.
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Let them talk... And always ask open-ended questions. Yes and No questions are never good.
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You should always ask them about school or work or something that will get them talking for a while. I swear my head is full of useless shit women have told me.
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Sometimes you won't have to ask shit. Some gals will just tell you everything that you did and didn't want to know about themselves, ex's, family, and their self-image.
But don't be selfish... spill some stuff too. But not as much as her. Typically, guys are more of a fuck-up than women relationship wise and she really doesn't want to hear your problems any more than you probably want to hear hers. Both people already have this pristene image in their heads about one another and here we go, deconstructing them.
Never let your defenses down first; despite any thinking, women still have the upper hand no matter how vulnerable they may appear.
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Always let women control the conversation. Any greeting you use should be open and unrestricting. Thats why I always use hello or something just as generic.
If you get good enough at it, she will get so into what she's saying she won't pay attention to you. Thats when you start to really check her out. I used to date a girl with huge boobs that always wore low cut shirts. I would get her talking about some shit and just stare at her cleavage while she rambled on. It was beautiful.
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LOL.
Body language is also key. Never have your arms folded while talking to a woman. Don't be afraid to look her in the eyes. Leaning in while listening promotes intimacy. There's more... but I don't want the few ladies that are left here to know all of my secrets.
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Don't be afraid to look her in the eyes.
This is one of the few things I hate about being tall. Its almost impossible to look a girl in the eyes, unless were both sitting down. I'm instantly turned on to any woman who I can make eye contact with.
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Ay love dat sheet, mang!
That, and tactile gestures. A little touch of her shoulder, or of her upper arm... I've been getting a lot of that recently too. A lot of playful punching, grabs on the thigh when I make them laugh...
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Ay love dat sheet, mang!
That, and tactile gestures. A little touch of her shoulder, or of her upper arm...
When a woman touches my arm, I see that as the first sigh of attraction. If she does it after a joke, its a sure sign she interested. It has never failed me.
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