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rex said:
All of them are really nice and flirty until you ask them out. Then they start ignoring you.



Then when you're finally able to ignore them and turn all your attentions to another, they go back to being the same really nice and flirty. It's almost as if they do it on cue. Second chances are possible, but there is such a thing as the Sodom and Gomorrah stage.

Short version:
Day 1: They say hi, you say nothing
Day 2: They say hi, you say hi back
Day 3: You say hi, they say hi back
Day 4: You say hi, they say nothing
Day 5: You say hi, they still say nothing
Day 6: You say nothing, they say nothing
Day 7: You say hi to someone else, they say hi, and you're all like "Oh no! You don't get me to fall for that again! I don't have time for this!!"
(extended versions coming soon)

Yet, we never see this "plot" in movies or television.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.