I'll go:

If you dated a guy, no matter how long ago, and he broke up with you, when you see him again (no matter how long after the break-up) don't try to make him regret dumping you by telling him about your "wild", "interesting", "fabulous" post-breakup life. Men don't care about the women they dump after they do the dumping. And, even if they did, we wouldn't believe you anyways - if you're life is so swell, you wouldn't go out of your way to tell us how great it is. Just leave us alone and get back to your ignorable, unexciting life.

Next.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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