She failed. Laughably. After she went off on her "wonderful" life, I told her about my girlfriend, our 6-year relationship, and my great job. The only way her response could have been better is if her face literally fell to the floor and made a wet splatting sound when it hit. She basically said "Oh...great...good for you..." and walked away. Made my whole damned day.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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