Translation: "I'm going to figure out what I want. I'll probably sleep with all your friends and their brothers in the meantime. I'll probably call you at some point, but don't call me."
"I love you, I'm just not in love with you"
Translation: "I want to screw with your head to keep you far enough away so if I need you for sympathy, sex, or something else, I can call...but you can't."
