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The good ones know how to deal with them, the bad ones don't.
You are wise young Reax. I will forever remember that statement.
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Jers you missed an important one: D. Are they emotionaly stable :P
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*Gasps in amazement* Bsams agreed with me...that's always the first step towards hatred recovery :P
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no he was just making fun of what you call Jeremy. Sorry to break the news to you.
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Awwwwwwww 
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The main problem with women today is that none of 'em seem to be interested in me! At least, not any cute ones my age. I don't seem to have any problem attracting the old drunken skanks at the bar I go to... *shudder*
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Awwwwwww poor snarfy! Come down to texas, lots of southern, cute girls who aren't "old scanky girls" :P
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I very well may do that. TK says there's lots of girls ripe for the taking here in PA, but I don't believe him!
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The main problem with women today is that none of 'em seem to be interested in me! At least, not any cute ones my age. I don't seem to have any problem attracting the old drunken skanks at the bar I go to... *shudder*
Women don't like cry babies.
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Do they like rakish ne'er-do-wells like yourself? Doubtful!
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Women can sense fear and desperation. Thats why they don't like you.
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no he was just making fun of what you call Jeremy. Sorry to break the news to you.
now pjs!
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Awwwwwww poor snarfy! Come down to texas, lots of southern, cute girls who aren't "old scanky girls" :P
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I don't know how to properly form a sentence, yet some believe I'm a teacher. Odd. But I digress, Snarf I am indeed what people refer to as "easy".
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Speaking of which, I can translate "I need my space." That means "I want to break up with you with the opportunity to simply walk back into your life, which is why I'm still socializing with everyone else including another guy with whom I'll be testing the waters with that thinks I'm single."
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Ok McG....you GOTTA see see the movie Hitch cuz the main character talks about that. No woman truly wants "her space" it usually means, "I'm avaliable but don't stop trying :P"
That's what the movie says anyways..I think some girls usually mean, "leave me a lone and get outta my face ;p"
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You're gonna take advice... from a movie?
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Didn't we go over that already?
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Yeah, but I was just using one scene to illustrate and example of what I've put up with repeatedly, cause I wasn't comfortable going into too much detail of my own situation(s).
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"I need space/time to myself"
"Let's be friends"
Translations: "I'm done with you, time to party"
"Let's take a break"
Translation: "I'm going to figure out what I want. I'll probably sleep with all your friends and their brothers in the meantime. I'll probably call you at some point, but don't call me."
"I love you, I'm just not in love with you"
Translation: "I want to screw with your head to keep you far enough away so if I need you for sympathy, sex, or something else, I can call...but you can't."
"Let's see other people"
Translation: "I already have someone lined up."
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As you can tell from my posts on this thread, I am gay. I am now out of the closet and proud. I am done with living a lie.
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Send me a PM some time queen snarf.
You sound like my type of man.
I would give natalie portman good direction...take off your clothes bitch...suck my dick bitch...play with your pussy whore...go and get me a soda bitch!
--PJP, Poet Laureate, Esq.
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As you can tell from my posts on this thread, I am gay. I am now out of the closet and proud. I am done with living a lie.
It's good that you can admit that. Me, I'm 100% heterosexual.
I'm just not very good at it.
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Thats the understatement of the year.
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I saw a woman at Target today that had a sun and moon tattoed on each elbow.
It was horrible. Other than the tattoes she was kinda cute.
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I talked to an 18 yr. old and a 27 yr. old last night.
I might be meeting two (or three) girls this week as I go down to LA and back home.
Meet. That's IT.
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Damn this MySpace.
Yes, damn it to Hell...
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Well, I kinda have a date set later this week. Once I get back from LA.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Damn this MySpace.
Yes, damn it to Hell...
Amen man. I found an older girl there that's smokin' hot...but a lesbian. Why? Why does God torture me so?
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Nothin's happened to me there. For some reason, my pics don't come up on MySpace.
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resize them or try again, their server is crap sometimes.
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Nowadays, it takes about 20 minutes to SIX HOURS for your photos to show, depending on what time you decide to upload them.
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I HATE GIRLS WHO LOOK LEGAL BUT AREN'T!!!
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is she a chimp too?
Detective pics of TK on a date with his underrage gal pal...
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you can see he is doing tongue exercises..
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