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rex said:
Feel free to start a "whats wrong with men today" thread.



Ok. I'll start it here.

I'll just write what immediately comes to mind, but I am a bit distracted right now, as I am watching my beloved Yankees redeem themselves from last season's complete four game fuck up against the Sox which led them to miss the Series.

But I digress...

What's wrong with men today:

1. Married men who lie and claim that they are single. Don't think we are stupid and won't figure it out. We do and we are a vindictive bunch - hell hath no fury and all that jazz. We will call your wife to inform her of what a shit she is married to (which my best friend did after meeting this guy through the internet - all his wife had to do was log on and check his profile that he was "single and looking"). Seriously, if you want sex on the side go to craigslist or adultfriendfinder.com and you will find plenty of people looking for the same thing who will keep it on the DL, but don't get involved with someone who is looking for a relationship and fuck with their emotions and promise them love, commitment, etc. when you've already promised this to someone else and can't deliver.


1. b. Once you are busted for being a lying, cheating bastard, apologize and run like hell. The wrong response is, "I don't see how this changes our arraingement (sp?)," which was the response my above-mentioned friend got when she confronted the guy.

2. If you want to break up with someone, break up with her. Yes, she'll be mad and yell, but don't act like an asshole just to get her to dump you. Be a man and be upfront. It's going to suck, but what break up doesn't? And yes, despite what you may believe, we'd really rather you have the courage to tell us to our faces.

3. Don't tell us you want us to show/tell you what we like in bed, and then get annoyed when we do tell you. Guys talk about how they want us to be more open in the bedroom, but you don't. I don't know if its insecurity or what, but if you are going to ask me if I like it harder/softer/faster/slower/this position/whatever, don't get annoyed at me when I (gently) tell you how I like it. If you don't want to know, stop fucking asking.

4. Fighting and sex are mutually exclusive. If you have pissed us off, there is no way we want you touching us in any manner, let alone sexually.

5. If you are going to flirt with your ex or some random chick in a bar do not give us grief if we flirt with other men. Especially if you flirt in front of us.

6. Don't say you're going to call if you're not. Just say, "Had a nice time, nice meeting you." You don't ask for her number, she won't wonder why you didn't call.

7. Men bitch how women are superficial, but that goes both ways as mentioned before. It explains CZJ and Michael Douglass/Trump and his newest trophy/Anna Nicole and her one-foot-in-the-grave-now-deceased husband. Women want a tall guy, men want big tits; women want money, men want youth and beauty, etc. We can go round and round on the whole superficial aspect on this thread.


Actually, we could go in circles about the above, but really they are blanket statements: men cheat, women cheat; superficial; blah, blah blah, etc. Like I said in my earlier post, it cuts both ways.

I am now going back to my TV where the fabulous Yankees are winning. Yea!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi