3. Don't tell us you want us to show/tell you what we like in bed, and then get annoyed when we do tell you. Guys talk about how they want us to be more open in the bedroom, but you don't. I don't know if its insecurity or what, but if you are going to ask me if I like it harder/softer/faster/slower/this position/whatever, don't get annoyed at me when I (gently) tell you how I like it. If you don't want to know, stop fucking asking.
I like #3
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
If a man doesn't like #3 then they are insecure...
Unfortunately, there are quite a few men who ask, but don't really want to be told - I've heard this complaint from a number of women, and its happened to me as well.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
