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 The bad (or good) thing is... I've gotten that from every girl and women I've come across in the last six months. I'm not shitting you. Although that theory holds true 99.9% of the time, some women are just more touchy-feely than others I believe.
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Here are a couple things that women do to show you that they are attracted to you:
touching or playfully hitting your arm or shoulder.
Walking right next to you so you can have a private converstion, especially if you're with other people at the time. Its even hotter when they keep brushing their hand against yours. That shit drives me crazy in a good way.
Eye contact is also one. The longer the better.
Another one I love is when they make sure that you can always see them. Its like their giving you permission to check them out. Very hot.
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What does it mean when they grab your crotch?  I know Uschi's just WAITING to grab a big ol' handful of me. ... probably practicing right this second...
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So lemme get this straight...being secretive is good?
That's just fucked up man, that's exactly what I hate about (some) women.
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Another thing for you nerds like me out there... take a pic of hers and Photoshop it up. Make it so goddamn stupid, she has to think of it as adorable. If you're gonna talk to gals online, might as well make it special... and make her remember you. And example: Clicky da linky!Out of all the guys she may talk to, she hasn't forgotten about me. In fact, she tries to contact me if I'm not around too often. Now you don't have to do what I did, but try to make something, anything that you know she likes into something that's humorous or meaningful. I didn't haveta buy shit... I just took a few minutes to do something silly yet nice. Little things, gents.
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Women like mystery. The longer you hold out of them, the more their interested. I hate it to but it works.
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So lemme get this straight...being secretive is good?
That's just fucked up man, that's exactly what I hate about (some) women.
Not exactly secretive. Just not opening up without her asking. Kinda like... withholding??? You can share, but don't throw her everything you have so damn soon. As much as you ask her different things, she should of you too. That could be a sign of how the relationship could be later too.
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Yeah but if (and when) she finds out you aren't who she thought you were, that will hurt her. I could never play that game, I prefer to lay out all my cards on the table. However I do keep that ace up my sleeve.
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If she's barely or not asking you anything at all... there'll be some problems in the future.
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Its not like you're lying, its more of just telling her what she asks. Don't give up any info that she doesn't want yet.
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Eh, still sounds screwed up.
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But if you got to be open immediately, do it at the right occasions.
Like if you're getting head from her and you're about to pop, yell out "Ohh god... you're so good baby. I gonna cum so much in your mouth. I haven't shot anything since I cleared up my herpes outbreak two weeks ago! AAAgggh!"
SPLURT!
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Just now catching up on this thread, so I'll put in my two cents. Frankly, I find it very intersting. Rex, sorry no one acknowledges you openings doors and stuff. Usually when I'm on campus, someone opened the door to the Union for me. I always give a faint smile and a nod (I might add I always open the door for old ladies...it's corny but oh well). I do admit that for some reason it was only recently that I acknowledge men opening car doors for me. I ocassional jump out the car before realizing the guy is on his way to open the door for me. I blame it on being raised in a 'mile-a-minute' family. If your not out of the car in .0000569 of a second, you'll be locked outside of the house with the dog. 
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I don't think you can make sweeping generalisations about an entire sex. We are all terribly, diverse and complex; it's one of the things that gives life its spark.
I like to talk to strangers and I've met some really nice girls. People lead very interesting lives but often they don't realise it.
One thing that I find socially awkward is when someone wants to swap telephone numbers. I'm not interested in cultivating a massive network of friends or in serious relationships and yet there's no good way to turn someone down without hurting their feelings, or making them think that you've been tolerating their conversation.
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Makes sense..
But what still baffles me is the bad timing thing, at least as often as I've gotten it at various points of my life. I believe in forgiveness, second chances, patching things up, etc. But it seems like after I decided both in heart and mind that it just wasn't meant to be, that's when they suddenly become more interested. Logically, if everyone on the planet chose not to pursue someone unless they were unavailable, the population wouldn't be growing at the rate it is.
Hang on... let me find that clip from another thread I posted a while back...
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Found it.
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I'd like to add that if a man has to waste so much time or effort posing as someone who is "taken", let alone pay some "outgoing" cement-headed woman who can't get a real job to pose as their girlfriend/wife/date, just as part of a plan to win the affections of another woman, then the other woman isn't worthy of him. The same goes if the genders are reversed.
Did any of you see "Shallow Hal"? Unless I'm mistaken, Jill turned down Hal because he was shallow, then he met Chastity (I think that was her name) who wasn't exactly America's Top Model but had a heart of gold. They became VERY serious, then Jill suddenly tried to get Hal back. And Hal is all like "You snooze, you lose!". So, by the end of the movie, Jill's back there with New Coke, Crystal Pepsi, 7-Up Gold, the Hindenberg, the Titanic, the Edsel, the laserdisc player, Ice Cream Cones cereal, Tina Yothers, Birds of Prey tv series, the quarterly Superman: The Man of Tomorrow... Who did she think she was, anyway? Spellbinder?
This is half my life story. Many, many Jills. Is it them or is it me? Or is it a little of each? I can give a few examples if it helps...
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Rex, sorry no one acknowledges you openings doors and stuff. Usually when I'm on campus, someone opened the door to the Union for me. I always give a faint smile and a nod (I might add I always open the door for old ladies...it's corny but oh well). I do admit that for some reason it was only recently that I acknowledge men opening car doors for me. I ocassional jump out the car before realizing the guy is on his way to open the door for me. I blame it on being raised in a 'mile-a-minute' family. If your not out of the car in .0000569 of a second, you'll be locked outside of the house with the dog.
I still open doors for women even though they don't say anything. I think its the right thing to do. But I have gotten odd looks from women for doing it. But those women usually have mullets or haven't taken a shower in a couple months.
Car doors are a different matter. I know that I should be opening them, but that to me it seems too "formal" to do all the time. If I'm just running errands with her or going to the store, I probablly wouldn't do it. But if we I'm on a date I would.
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Did any of you see "Shallow Hal"?
Shallow Hal was one of the worst movies of all time. The whole point of the movie was that fat ugly people were good, while thin atractive people were bad.
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I don't necessarily deny that.
I'm saying even though Jill trying to get back together with Hal was just a plot device, there are women that have tried similar stunts on me (no matter what level of inner or outer beauty they had, or to what extent their beauty was fabricated and/or "implanted", or whatever they're doing with surgery nowadays), except I didn't stick around even long enough to hear their who shot John story.
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How about a movie that shows us how a singer gets by entirely on her looks, regardless of talent?
If you sing like Chloe and Lois, you'd better not be a "two-bagger", as Rodney Dangerfield would have said!
Derp!
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What I'm saying is that movies almost never have anything to do with reality. Most shit you see in romantic comedies will get you a restraining order or arrested.
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Okay, then. My fault for bringing up the movie example.
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Here's some more things I don't understand about women.
Push up bras. False advertising. Same thing as breast implants, but on a smaller scale.
Too much make up. Why? I can understand a little, but when it takes over an hour to put on, maybe you're doing it wrong.
Why all the weird tattoes? I never understood why people would do this. Espesially on the cleavage. You don't need to bring anymore attention to those, were already looking.
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Too much make up. Why? I can understand a little, but when it takes over an hour to put on, maybe you're doing it wrong.
There was one girl I knew who'd load that crap on her face. She didn't look bad with the make up on, but she'd still look good with it off...or just a little on. She also shaved her eyebrows until there was practically nothing left. Weird man.
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Women who shave off their eyebrows scare me. I also think most women look good without make up.
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Here's some more things I don't understand about women.
Push up bras. False advertising. Same thing as breast implants, but on a smaller scale.
Too much make up. Why? I can understand a little, but when it takes over an hour to put on, maybe you're doing it wrong.
Why all the weird tattoes? I never understood why people would do this. Espesially on the cleavage. You don't need to bring anymore attention to those, were already looking.
I'd like to add high heels to this list. They're stupid and women look stupid trying to walk in them.
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I concur.
Speaking of feet, you ever see a waman wash her feet? I did once and it had to be one of the hottest things I've ever seen. I don't know why, but it was.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Oh they're just feet, he is not a freak. The hottest thing I've ever seen a woman do (outside of bed ) is rub skin care cream on her, clothed, chest. Beautiful sight.
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Well I found it hot.
Another thing I hate is when a woman asks to guess her age. Like anyone would give an honest answer to that question. Same thing with weight. I think some women are just looking for a reason to yell at a man.
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And why is it they go to the restroom in groups, even if there's only one toilet? Do they need supervise each other or something?
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I always let me perverted imagination take over when they do that.
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Alright women, a little advice.
Say a guy asks you out and because you have absolutley no taste and you reject him, and then run into him a couple months later and in a grocery store. Ignore him. We don't give a fuck about you anymore. We really don't give a fuck how your doing. To us you don't exist anymore. Just ignore us completely to avoid any ackward moments.
Fucking broads.
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My turn:
Suppose a guy asks you out and you say yes, and then change your mind before the set date to a no and give two different reasons, don't expect us to share with you classified information about our upcoming agendas that also involes telling you all about who we are and what we're all about, and don't follow us to our cars (or bikes). It's all or nothing, you either want to get to know us on a personal level or you don't.
True story.
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I'll go:
If you dated a guy, no matter how long ago, and he broke up with you, when you see him again (no matter how long after the break-up) don't try to make him regret dumping you by telling him about your "wild", "interesting", "fabulous" post-breakup life. Men don't care about the women they dump after they do the dumping. And, even if they did, we wouldn't believe you anyways - if you're life is so swell, you wouldn't go out of your way to tell us how great it is. Just leave us alone and get back to your ignorable, unexciting life.
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She was trying to get back at you, Joe.
Playing up the "look at what you're missing out on" routine.
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