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Is this the same girl Jeremys that called you at midnight :P
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"too nice and leave?" Usually it's more of a "I just thought we were friends" line that girls give to guys to totally crush them...
So my pal Nicole told me what that means... "too nice" is code for "too slow". Apparently, girls want sex faster and harder nowadays. Fuck building a relationship.
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I'm assuming by 'faster' you mean 'earlier'. If so, how right you are. My ex, and several of her girlfriends, were like that. The ex turned out to be the type that just wanted the thrill of the hunt, so to speak. Get the guy, screw him, use him, get rid of him. Not my game I say.
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What's wrong with women today? They're evil. All of 'em. End of discussion.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Not all of them Snarf, there's one out there...
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Nope. All evil. Handmaidens of Ol' Scratch, the lot of 'em. Evil evil evil. Women are so evil...
How evil are they?!?
They're so evil, they make Hitler look like Jimmy Carter!
Wait, that wasn't very funny....
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Eh...there's a few nice ones out there.Even though she doesn't frequent much anymore,I still think Kimi is a great woman,as well as Bianca & PrincessElisa(I don't know much of the other RKMB girls to comment on,sorry).
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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We need Stareena back. She was insightful. 
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AWWWW! Dear;Rex i havn't had a relationship in nine years.Me and my ex Boyfriend broke up and it took me that long to get over my ex boyfriend.So i am not the right person to help you.But if these woman can't see you are a good guy then it's there loss.There is some one out there for you. you haven't met her yet but it does not meain she isn't there. sincerely Amilia k'  
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What's wrong with women today? They're evil. All of 'em. End of discussion.
Yeah.......we're pretty psycho! Ya'll seen the proof that girls are evil? I have the math proof somewhere ;p One of my friends proved that girls are evil by induction (PMI proof just for Jers' info;) but I can't find that one!
This one was in my algebra book:
Girls = Time * Money (Girls take time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
So, we can say that Girls = (Money)^2
Money = sqrroot(Evil) (Money is the root of all evil)
Thus, Girls = sqrroot(Evil)^2
Girls = Evil
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This one was in my algebra book:
Girls = Time * Money (Girls take time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
So, we can say that Girls = (Money)^2
Money = sqrroot(Evil) (Money is the root of all evil)
Thus, Girls = sqrroot(Evil)^2
Girls = Evil
This proof looks valid to me. But, is life worth living without women and money?
I am a man with needs. Rack JLA!!!
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NO! We need money to buy stuff with and women to buy it for me!
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Lol Jers.......and as a math major I thought your logic would be a tad bit better :P
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Money+Girls=stuff hopefully for me
Stop mocking me!
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But it's just so easy to do Jeremys..........:P
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 If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. 
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It's okay........I'm super gullible and everyone at work teases me all the time so don't worry about it Jeremy
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my name is Diven Grear whats up where are the ladys man?
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This is so an alt id. I blame Kaz.
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This is so an alt id. I blame Kaz.
You're speaking for the masses brother. Bless you.
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Ok McG....you GOTTA see see the movie Hitch cuz the main character talks about that. No woman truly wants "her space" it usually means, "I'm avaliable but don't stop trying :P"
I saw that movie recently, it had some good advice, but it ended up being the typical romance movie. One small misunderstanding ruined everything. Its called communication and telling the truth.
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Ok McG....you GOTTA see see the movie Hitch cuz the main character talks about that. No woman truly wants "her space" it usually means, "I'm avaliable but don't stop trying :P"
I saw that movie recently, it had some good advice, but it ended up being the typical romance movie. One small misunderstanding ruined everything. Its called communication and telling the truth.
Hmmm so guys really do know about this. Very interesting 
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I've posited the theory for some time now that the problem of men and women is that men are simple and women are complex in their interaction with others.
The problem arises in that men see the actions of women and try to analyze them simply, while women see the actions of men and read too much complexity into them.
Voila. Head-scratching...
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When I was a little boy I would play this "vampire game" with my friend. Anyway we would wrestle and claw each other to the ground then try to bite each other's necks. Sometimes we would lick the neck to gross the other one out. I frequently let him win because I liked the sensation on my neck.
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What's wrong with women today? no clue! I think that's my problem, I've absolutely no clue! Though, a friend once pointed out to me that maybe I was the problem. Obviously I said that I was just being myself, how could that be a problem? Well, maybe it wasn't that I was being myself, it was that I was being a little too much myself... I'm a loser "sniffle"
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I've posited the theory for some time now that the problem of men and women is that men are simple and women are complex in their interaction with others.
The problem arises in that men see the actions of women and try to analyze them simply, while women see the actions of men and read too much complexity into them.
Voila. Head-scratching...
This is very true.
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This can all be solved with lobotomies. For the women.
A straightened coat hanger will do...
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I've posited the theory for some time now that the problem of men and women is that men are simple and women are complex in their interaction with others.
The problem arises in that men see the actions of women and try to analyze them simply, while women see the actions of men and read too much complexity into them.
Voila. Head-scratching...
This is very true.
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This can all be solved with lobotomies. For the women.
A straightened coat hanger will do...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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None of them want to sleep with me.
All of them are really nice and flirty until you ask them out. Then they start ignoring you. Then you grab a used sock.
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