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And while you looked at her heinie, I'd slip behind and give her a sucka-pump. 
That's right Sneaky! I wanna take you home, get you in bed, and disappoint you in ways that TK can't!!!
 
so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dude she's smiling and poking out her chest. What is not sexy about that? And a redhead to boot....
Guys are always after redheads....What's up with that?
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so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
No silly, the opposite! If you kill the phones in Boston, I'll be in work more than I usually am! But(!!!), if everything is hunky-dory in Beantown, then I can take vacation time and be free to give you the type of sex you'll never forget, no matter how much repression therapy or hypnotism you try! The type of sex so underwhelming, you'd swear you've just partaken in lesbianism!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Wow. I learned too much tonight.
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I'm not going anywhere...unless I die of bordem first!!!
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TK...You've really learned that much?? I've commented on your posts on Captains board, but you never come back....MEANIE :P
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TK's been cheating on us with another board?!?  For shame, TK....I am TRULY disappointed.  But I like Meeko, so everything is okay!  Hi, Meeko. Let me be the first to officially welcome you to the shenanigans that are the RKMBs! TK...you web-dawg...what am I gonna tell your baby-mama, Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck? 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Thanks for the Welcome! Anything I should know about this site?? 
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Anything I should know about this site??
Stay away from TK...he's a dawg.  And Chewy Walrus 'cause he'll break your heart. Past that, nope...I can't think of anything you'd need to know. You'll have a pretty good feel for the tone of these boards soon enough...
Y'know, that last sentence seems to be a lot more sinister-sounding than I meant it to be... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You'll find out soon enough my dear...  *pets a white cat* Muahaha!!
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Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know. Other than that I don't know anyone else that well.
I just thought I'd take a peek in here. I doubt that I have anything that interesting to add to most of these topics.
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TK...You've really learned that much?? I've commented on your posts on Captains board, but you never come back....MEANIE :P
I forgot the way to get there! Y'know men and directions... "Turn left where?" "How many miles?" "Where do I put it in again?"
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I've figured out there are some pretty dirty minds as here as well....
but I guess that is what happends when you get this much testosterone together.
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Joe Mama smells.
Like warm chocolate chip cookies!!!
Aw, TK...you know I kid because I respects ya!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama smells.
Like warm chocolate chip cookies!!!
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Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Appearances, my dear, can be deceiving...
But, damn if you ain't following Philsy everywhere!
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I forgot the way to get there! Y'know men and directions... "Turn left where?" "How many miles?" "Where do I put it in again?"
The way he's whoring and pimping his site?! Surely, you jest!
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Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Appearances, my dear, can be deceiving...
But, damn if you ain't following Philsy everywhere!
It wasn't purposely...
Am I not allowed here? 
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Sure you are! Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
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Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Women find him charming until they discern his devious designs on dastardly deeds.
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I just thought I'd take a peek in here. I doubt that I have anything that interesting to add to most of these topics.
You're implying that a measurable number of us do.
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Sure you are!
Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
Now Now Boys!!
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so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
No silly, the opposite! If you kill the phones in Boston, I'll be in work more than I usually am! But(!!!), if everything is hunky-dory in Beantown, then I can take vacation time and be free to give you the type of sex you'll never forget, no matter how much repression therapy or hypnotism you try! The type of sex so underwhelming, you'd swear you've just partaken in lesbianism!
yay!! now just to find my keys...
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sure you are!
Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
Who...ME?!?!?
No way dude. I was playing wingman for the dreamy Chewy Walrus. Giving that Pimp TK the (respectful) straight-arm so Chewy could work his mojo.
However, to give equal time to the roommates: Cap'n, you know you're a sexy beast!
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Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
So, this new person..this Meeko. Is this a cohort of the Dynamic Duo of Chewy Sammich?
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She's got to know somebody. A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought. Either way, she's cool as a fan.
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A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought.
 Since when are women rational?
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Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
So, this new person..this Meeko. Is this a cohort of the Dynamic Duo of Chewy Sammich?
In a way...
Why do you think I was threatening Joe for hitting on her?
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A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought.
Since when are women rational?
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I didn't realize anyone was hitting on anyone...heheh. I came in here on my own free will ..yeah that's it.
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Dude, is that a cake? Happy Birthday, TK. And Meeko, if youve got 2 X chromosomes, youre constantly getting hit on.
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Yeah, Happy Birthday TK. Also, welcome to the abyss....err board Meeko.
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Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
Criminy...so much hostility in youse people! Fine, I just won't talk to any of the wimmens anymore, y'big crybabies!
Yeah, like THAT'LL happen...nooch.
I woulda said something nice about you, Pig Iron. But you hurt my psyche, so I'm gonna just go in back and have some chamomile tea. Me 'n' Leon...
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Psst, I was making your job sound important....
Just trying to help.
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Psst, I was making your job sound important....
Just trying to help.
Oh. okay...sorry bub.
Pig Iron is a man among men! A true humanitarian and an all-around great guy! One should feel happy to know him!!!
(how wuz dat?)
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This is great. As long as we can keep Joe singing our praises, our egos will be incessantly inflated! JOY!
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