The Bastardo Elimination Chamber

Chris Oakley vs. The Bastardo Family!

The BattleWar!
Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Princes of the Universe vs. King Snarf and Joe Mama!

Hardcore Porn Champ PenWing defends against former champ Wednesday in a bout to be named!

Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!

EuroTrash Champ Captain Sammitch defends against Nowhereman!

Lipstick Lesbian Tag Champs Mid-West Hotties defend against The Divas!

Ten Year Grudge Match!
Grimm vs. Balls Nasty

Flag Match!
Loser has to eat poo!
Rue de Nocturne vs. Typhoid Dave!

Howlerama vs. Los Monstrous Azules!

No Holds Barred
Nuriko vs. Grace
Bastardo Family and Tommy banned from ringside!
Special Guest Referee: The Crotch!

The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."