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Sometimes, there was a "Eskimo" selection I didn't fill in. Most of the time, I always filled in "Other".


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Fake! FAKE!!!

You know you look like Steve Urkel!!! Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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That is toooo funny. Lets see a pic of you Joe Mama??

TK...

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You do...you posted yourself in another thread! Unless that's you as STEFAN!

No wonder the ladies flock to Stefan...he's a Handsome Dan.

By the way, I'm Irish-Italian. A Mick Guinea. Generally confused about whether to grab a beer or my package. Thank Gob for two hands.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That is toooo funny. Lets see a pic of you Joe Mama??

TK...




http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=253909&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

Scroll about three-quarters of the way down. Me 'n' Dad and Me 'n' Niece ensue.


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I swear he's smashing her head in!


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I swear he's smashing her head in!




Poor girl!!!!!!


TK....that's a pic of you on that same page!! WOW!!

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I swear he's smashing her head in!




Y'know, TK, that's not far from the truth...

That picture was taken when me 'n' my gal took my beautiful niece to Disney World. Now, understand this: I LOVE my niece. I dote on her and spoil her rotten. So, when we had the chance to take her down there, we jumped at it. What we didn't realize it:

1) This would be her first time away from her parents
2) She had never heard the word "no" before
3) She was going to be a COMPLETE pain in the ol' arse

When she wasn't complaining about what to eat and when to eat and where to go and what to do and what to see, she was sulking about EVERY decision I made. She was no problem in the lines for rides. She was great on the rides. EVERY OTHER TIME(!!!), she was a pain. At one point, we took her to the Magic Kingdom and told her "We'll do everything that you wanna do. We'll ride every ride you want. Eat at Cinderella's Castle, if you'd like. But, if we make a decision, YOU CAN'T WHINE!!! Or we'll go back to the hotel and you'll do homework until you go to bed." Sure enough, on the first ride, she threw a borderline tantrum. So, it's back to the resort, on the phone with my sister, and the demand that she talk to her daughter...I had had ENOUGH.

Don't you know, the little bitch (who is truly her mother's daughter) gets on the phone and (just before bursting into tears) says "Hi Mommy I miss YOU!!!" I wanted to bounce her off every wall in the resort. It was a cheap ploy and utter bullshit - she knew I was pissed at her, she knew she was in DEEP trouble, so she went for the sympathy ploy. I offered my sister to put her on a plane that day. Long story short: peace was restored and we made it home without any more...incidents.

While I was putting syitcases in her father's car (he was driving us home from the airport) and telling him of the HORRORS we faced, my beloved niece asked my gal "Can I come with you guys the next time you go to Disney?"

Sure, honey. Maybe when you're 21. Maybe.

(Just to let you all know. We had a great day when that pic was taken. We DID have a lot of fun. I'm just not in any rush to do it again...)


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heh heh heh...


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TK....that's a pic of you on that same page!! WOW!!




Yeah, that's me again...


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Well, you should use that pic more often. Maybe it would bring more ladies to the board.

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Yeah, that's me again...




Again, I call SHENANIGANS!!!

http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=285106&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=4&vc=1

See this thread? This is where he posted his TRUE image!!!



SHE-NAN-I-GANS!!!



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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By the way, I'm Irish-Italian. A Mick Guinea. Generally confused about whether to grab a beer or my package. Thank Gob for two hands.




You think you have it bad?! I'm Irish-Scottish-Cherokee. I'm constantly battling those suicidal tendencies...

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You think you have it bad? I'm half-taiwanese and half-chinese. I am at war with myself.

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Nice pic, Bianca. What nationality are ya if I may ask? If thats a stupid/insensitive question, ignore this post.




I'm a typical American mutt mix.

Mom's Japanese and my dad's family is Irish-German-English.


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I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).

(A) talk about being at war with yourself; (B) At least it gives me one holy high tolerance for alcohol

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ya same here

mexican, german, dutch, english, irish and indian


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I keep forgetting you're part-Mexican. That explains a lot...


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You think you have it bad? I'm half-taiwanese and half-chinese. I am at war with myself.




Heh, sucks to be you!

naah, sometimes I get a little jealous, all you people have all these nationalities in your roots, and what am I? Pure Danish, that's what!!!
















not that I'm complaining though




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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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No, not that kind of Danish!












































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I had a Danish this morning and boy, was she tasty!


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oh their just so lovely.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But not as lovely as a Swede!


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hah, still haven't worked up that $1600 for sweden eh?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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All TK has is an expired buspass.

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I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).





Have you ever "invaded" yourself?

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And a bag of Fritos!


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I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).





Have you ever "invaded" yourself?



Unless someone has a problem with masturbation, I'd say that most women have done this.

Guys, on the other hand, who knows what the hell they do . . .


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hmmm...that's really not something i wanna think bout before lunch.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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how dare you tell!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm half Greek and half Hillbilly. It's a constant struggle between sophistication and redneckedness.

Hell, sometimes I'll sit on my back porch in a pair of black dockers, black leather shoes, and a wife beater drinking a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best. messed up genetics, man.

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