When referring to Kraphausen, I am often asked why is he some times known as The Banana Queer?
Simply put darlings, when Roboc reached the age of 13, his parents finally thought he was ready to learn how to feed himself. Not with Knives, forks or Sporks - he wasn't allowed to use that kind of aparatus until well into his 20s.
One day Mama Kamphausen put a peeled banana on the floor of Robs pen, Rob scuttled up to the hook like banary object and promptly placed it in his rectum!
But this was just the beginning!
