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"God" supposedly said:
1) "I am the Lord your G-d who brought you out of the land of Egypt..."




Not really a commandment, more of a statement. And I've never even been to Egypt.
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2) "You shall have no other gods besides Me... Do not make a sculpted image or any likeness of what is in the heavens above..."





Well, the christians sure didn't follow that one.
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3) "You shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord..."



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4) "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy" (the version in Deuteronomy mentions "Keep" rather than "Remember")




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5) "Honor your father and your mother..."

6) "You shall not murder"



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7) "You shall not commit adultery"



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8) "You shall not steal" (sometimes interpreted as kidnapping, since there are other injunctions against stealing property in the Bible).

9) "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor"

10) "You shall not covet your neighbor's house..." (in Exodus, the text reads "... neighbour's house, ... neighbour's wife, nor his manservant..." etc. while in Deuteronomy, "thy neighbour's wife, ... thy neighbour's house, his field" etc.)





Bow ties are coool.