I've just received a news report that confirms that Marlon D. Jefferson (a.k.a. Buddy Richard, Luis Dimas, CONRAD, John Titor, Brian A. Ortiz, The Webcam Chicken, and many other aliases) is currently fugitive from the law, I repeat fugitive from the law. The authorities urge anyone who sees Jefferson, or has any idea as to where he could be hiding, to notify the closest avaliable officer of the law (in our case, uber-keeper DrZSmith). It is recommended that blacks, hispanics, and sponges do not approach him, as he is believed to be armed with minority-killing-mental-powers granted by terrorist Kristopher V. Oakley.
