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Premiers this Sunday March 6 at 9:00 PM ET/PT!
I can't wait!
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'DEAD' HEAT
BY LINDA STASI
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March 3, 2005 -- A friend at The Post the other day described "Deadwood," HBO's swear-laden Western, as the complete opposite of HBO's swear-laden Eastern, "The Sopranos."
"The Sopranos," she said, is about an organization devolving into chaos. While "Deadwood" is about chaos devolving into organization.
And that's exactly what sets these two dramas apart from almost anything else on the air - they're not just about outlaw characters, but about how the law is creeping into the lives of these outlaws.
While you'll have to wait a while for "The Sopranos" to return, you'll be happy to know that "Deadwood" returns this Sunday night and it's as lean, mean and wicked as ever, with the aptly named Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) managing to snarl the "f," "s" and "c" words about eight times in his first 60-second scene.
What's Al so mad about? Nothing in particular - he's Al Swear-Engine and he's just angry for a living!
But even before Al gets to swearing, Seth Bullock (Timothy Olyphant, who has the best walk in the world) visits the (now very rich) widow Alma (Molly Parker) in her hotel room so they can tend to some business.
And before you know it, order devolves into chaos and Bullock stops walking long enough to start, er, lying down and tending to monkey buisness. Since he never smiles, Alma delivers one of the great apre-sex lines ever uttered on TV. (No, I'm not going to tell you.)
Meantime, mean ol' Al, none too happy with the couple's developing relationship, ends up in a brutal public brawl with Bullock, which nearly kills them both.
As they are laying in their own blood and guts, the stagecoach pulls into town filled with a bunch of new characters.
There's a litter of new whores - but they aren't heading for Cy Toliver's (Powers Boothe) high-class whore-and-gambling joint, the Bella Union. Instead, they're going to work for Toliver's favorite whore, Joanie (Kim Dickens).
Joanie - who has until now been Cy's trusted employee (after all, didn't he buy her fair and square when she was 14?) - has come into some dough and is ready to cut loose and open her own cat house on the hill. Not good. Really.
The other two passengers on the stage are Bullock's dead brother's widow and little son. Sure, fine - except that Bullock, we find out, has fulfilled some kind of bizarre biblical or familial obligation and married the woman!
He hardly knows her; he doesn't love her; and Alma's going to go nuts. Ah, nothing like the Old, New West.
While the cursing in "Deadwood" is wa-a-ay out there, we're told that the writers spent a huge amount of time researching it. They swear, this is the way they talked way out West, way back when.
Of course, there weren't any reality shows in the 19th century, so really, who knows?
What I do know is that "Deadwood" is not only nutty, but insanely watchable.
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Damn Bullock was hitting that shit hard!
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Indeed...his brother's ex taint too bad either...
that was one of the best opening fight scenes I've seen in decades..wasn't too long, but damn brutal...
Whatta show..
And I spent the last two days rewatching the DVD set so i could remember all the small details...
Looks like next week will be a warzone...
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Sorry. I meant his brother's not bad.
I would give natalie portman good direction...take off your clothes bitch...suck my dick bitch...play with your pussy whore...go and get me a soda bitch!
--PJP, Poet Laureate, Esq.
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That opening scene was crazy......Al is fucked in the head.......most of that was he was pissed at Bullock for helping Alma with her claim......he had wanted to cheat her out of it until Seth came along.............Seth is such a fucking bad ass. Oh and how about Tolliver......He says you haven't seen a good woman till you've seen one with maggots in her eyes. 
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Sorry. I meant his brother's not bad.
Ummmm..I know that his brother is dead and viewers have never seen him... 
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That opening scene was crazy......Al is fucked in the head.......most of that was he was pissed at Bullock for helping Alma with her claim......he had wanted to cheat her out of it until Seth came along.............Seth is such a fucking bad ass.
Oh and how about Tolliver......He says you haven't seen a good woman till you've seen one with maggots in her eyes.
I rewound the tolliver quote on my Tivo to hear if I heard it correct....
How about Starr's pussy gun...
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and that Alma.....what a piece of ass.......I'm surprised they had her walking after what Seth did to her.
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He was holding the bed post....mannnn...my icon is a badass...
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Ohhh, Bullock??? Such a tragedy having 2 women in the pre-women's rights era...
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How funny was it watching Starr cursing Bullock out.
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It's going to be a great season.....they are setting up tons of potential stories.
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It's a shame mcshane probably won't make it through season 2 though...
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shit's going to hit the fan next week with all the claims.
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I claim this forum in the name of the sith...
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Episode 15: New Money Sunday March 20, 2005
This Sunday Francis Wolcott, tricky chief scout for a powerful mining operation, arrives to shake up the status quo - beginning with Tolliver. Dority, Burns and Trixie fret as an ailing Swearengen refuses visitors and medical attention. Farnum finds a choice mark to buy the Hickok letter, but it soon becomes unclear who's conning whom. Stubbs' new partner Maddie reveals she's also running a game; their new brothel, the Chez Ami, gets its first customer.
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i think that Maddie lady is the borg who had the hots for Data in that one star trek movie
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It was a weak episode.....but necessary to set up future storylines........2 funny quotes though were Trixie telling Star that she would pay him to teach her how to do accounting or "he could take it out in cunt." and Tolliver saying " Pour Mr. W a bourbon.....and then tell him it's from Kentucky." after the guy asked for a Kentucky Bourbon.
and yeah Pig.....that's the Borg girl for sure.
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Let's hope tonight is better than last week.
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It was..still a bit slow, but a lot of crap's happening and I think once swearingen gets to walking around again...all hell will break loose...
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yeah a war is definitely brewing.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Ms Isringhausen is a freak....
Calamity is going to go Mandingo...
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That is the second time in a month HBO has made my stomach churn with somebody getting tarred.......Carnivale did it a month ago.....that one was way more disturbing.....I don't know why that bothers me so much......all in all a good episode....it's good to see Bullock and Al on the same page again.
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Yeah, there will be reckoning around episode 10 or so I'm betting..with tolliver..
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That peeling tar off that guy's skin was nasty..
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You should have seen what they did in Carnivale.....I almost vomited......I also made the mistake of watching it at like 3am.
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Who wants to call bets on who dies?
Mrs. I is eviilllllll... I'm really starting to not like Alma. She's becoming a whiny broad. AND she's preggers now so it'll be 10 times worse. Doc's cool as ever.
Bullock: You all right?
Al: I'm the fuckin' MAN and that's all you need to fuckin' know...
He fixes the cable?
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the broads on the show and tolliver are the causing lots of trouble.....one of them will be the first to go....or that prick wilcott who has no penis.
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He fucks through his pants...
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Very Bloody Episode Tonight!
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That wilcott is a sick bastard..charlie udder will be getting some face time next week....good deal...joannie needs to give up to that dude..
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That guy Wilcott is gonna get his ass handed to him. Tolliver too if he doesn't watch his step.
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Well I just saw the season finale. I liked it alot. Lots of action. Bullock and Al are on the same page now.
Anybody else catch the news reporter getting a hand job while he was trying to take wedding pics?
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She was playing with his balls outside his pants. That ain't a handjob...
REHEARSALS!
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She was playing with his balls outside his pants. That ain't a handjob...
REHEARSALS!
I was tired Don TK. I was with my goumad all night and drank much merlot. forgive me.
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Fuggetaboutit.
Finally, that Wilcott fucker's dead. But what a pussy way to go.
He fixes the cable?
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