Since I live in a third world country I (obviously) have ridiculous and outdated beliefs, one of which is that if you print a post made by someone you're also...
...PRRRRINTING THEIR SOUL!
So, come on, please stop printing out my soul, dude, cause if I'm left without a soul I won't be accepted into the cannibalistic rituals my people (and I say people in the communist sense) perform every Friday, or "día de los macacos ardientes", as we call it.
Sincelerely,
Pedrito de la Verga
