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Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
You don't hate me do you?
I think you're the living end...the bee's knees! 23-skiddoo!!!
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You don't hate me do you?
He can't be the only one who doesn't, now can he?
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Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
You don't hate me do you?
I think you're the living end...the bee's knees! 23-skiddoo!!!
You might hate me when you find out what I did. 
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
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On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day. PJP Gardner indeed!  
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You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
I should be so lucky!
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Oh and the post today about the mayo being cum dripping off the clones face..................that was me too.  But I will never ever do it again I promise. 
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He's not answering .....do you think he has loaded the gun and is driving to NJ? 
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Yeah I'm done for.
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Dead Man Walking! 
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It was nice knowing everybody.....I should probably write a goodbye thread. Joe just let me ask you.....not in the face please.....I promised my momma it'd be an open casket when I got whacked.
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On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day.
You dumb fuck...that shit was low. You're an ass.
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On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day.
You dumb fuck...that shit was low. You're an ass.
I still have the PMs of you telling me how funny it was. 
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Huh? Don't try to drag me into your web of shame.
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Let me respond before you all pick out your funeral ties. First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people. I'm not currently on my way to kill PJP. Yet. Secondly, I know who the clone is and I knew that PJP was the "guilty party" involved with the posts from earlier in the week. It comes down to posting style, word choice, etc. Finally, while I appreciate Klinton's post, I have to ask you: have I ever struck any of you as Oakley? The clone doesn't bother me. It doesn't offend me. It isn't worth getting upset over. Frankly, there have been some "clone-posts" that have been genuinely funny. So I guess what I'm saying is "PJP, you're still the bee's knees, but you're no longer the living end". I'm not coming to kill you...yet. But you HAVE forced me to step up my efforts to win Harley. And you're still Guy Gardner in my book, bubba. 
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I knew you would know it was me when the clone's grammar suddenly improved.
Last edited by PJP; 2005-05-20 6:47 PM.
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Let me respond before you all pick out your funeral ties.
First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people. I'm not currently on my way to kill PJP. Yet.
Secondly, I know who the clone is and I knew that PJP was the "guilty party" involved with the posts from earlier in the week. It comes down to posting style, word choice, etc.
Finally, while I appreciate Klinton's post, I have to ask you: have I ever struck any of you as Oakley? The clone doesn't bother me. It doesn't offend me. It isn't worth getting upset over. Frankly, there have been some "clone-posts" that have been genuinely funny.
So I guess what I'm saying is "PJP, you're still the bee's knees, but you're no longer the living end". I'm not coming to kill you...yet. But you HAVE forced me to step up my efforts to win Harley. And you're still Guy Gardner in my book, bubba.
You can have her.....I wouldn't want anything to come between our friendship. Sorry again.....but some of them were funny. 
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Oh stop apologizing. And don't go following the Code Of Men NOW! To quote Anthony: Don't let me start feeling bad for him! Dammit, I refuse to pity him!!! Bitch.
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Will you two please stop gaying up the womens show yourself thread?
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You can have her
Excuse me? 
I'm not some prize to be given away. 
Never mind that I can't believe you wrote those things about him.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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It's like in American Wedding when Stiffler said to Finch...."I hate not hating you" and then Finch said....."well I did fuck your mother.....twice!"
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You can have her
Excuse me?
I'm not some prize to be given away.
Never mind that I can't believe you wrote those things about him.
sorry
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I'm not worthy. I was a baaaaaaaad boy!
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That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
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That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
For yourself or for her?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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it's for me to use on her. duhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
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You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
...again? You mean there was a first time?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
Those PMs were personal! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
I don't get it.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Now I bet they'll be filling your box with all sorts of offers, but that's okay. I'm not jealous. Because I know at the end of the day my sexually implied personal messages send you to bed with a smile. And feeling horny.
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Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
I don't get it.
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First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people.
Was he wearing a Yankees cap?
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First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people.
Was he wearing a Yankees cap?
Yes...I'm glad I did it and I hope he burns in Hell!
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