I stole Harl this dustpan on her birthday, had her initials engraved in it and everything. She just looked at me funny, and I'm like "Eh??" I thought she'd like it. You see, last year I stole her the broom, so for a whole year she'd been sweeping junk into her hands. How was I supposed to know it wasn't good enough. I'm not a detective here... Wait! I know a detective and I hate that guy! And how dare you all lead me to be reminded of him! Off with your heads!
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.
Quote: PrincessElisa said: Okay I definately feel you guys' pain out there. I had to go shopping on behalf of my entire family for my sister and DARN it was expensive. For flowers, a cake, two presents, and three gift cards later including tissue paper and cute bags it was at least $300 bucks. Happy 23 to my lil' sis :P
Anyways good luck as far as shopping for girls is concerned. Our tastes are soooo expensive. Wow, my next paycheck is definately going to pay this day down!
Hi princesselisa! What kingdom are you a princess of?
Quote: PrincessElisa said: It's okay Jeremy......I'm in between watching an old movie flick anyways. I can sort it out myself. Just take care of yourself alright? You could always get a job in the math lab at school and help the poor, beautiful, freshman College Algebra girls with their math
damn, this is getting serious..she called you jeremy and not Jers...
I believe you've taken this relationship to a new level..
Naw Piggys just thought more bout what I was gonna say before I just started writing :P Besides how many cyber relationships have you heard of ever workin out? Zero. Jer's is just a cool friend anyways!
LOL pj.....actually I met a guy I knew from a chat room six years ago when I graduated high school. Glad we met in a public place...TOTAL FREAKINESS>
He showed up wearing this long, black trenchcoat, had bright, short red hair, and freaky looking eyes and face. Not that looks mean that much to me but just the whole aura around the guy was total scariness. His friend didn't help his image either: all black and they both had the stare without blinking thing going on *shivers at the thought*.
Everybody else I met: bout ten people in all were completely normal...just that one guy was odd :P
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
There was this complete whore living above me in an apartment building years ago who left her husband for an online relationship. She ended up alone and bitter when the (new internet) guy caught her doing it again with another.
Nice try :P No it wasn't from here. It was General Christian Chat UK which used to kick everybody off every ten minutes or so. Then it got ravamped to: this place.
Rex...were YOU that woman that Klinton was talking about?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Quote: klinton said: There was this complete whore living above me in an apartment building years ago who left her husband for an online relationship. She ended up alone and bitter when the (new internet) guy caught her doing it again with another.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr! She better not have? Darn that's so screwed up. Girls like her give women a rotten rap.
Quote: Pig Iron said: Sure, jers, suuuurrre......
Yeah bout integration, "caylay :P tables", H'ospital rule, derivatives, limits, and Rolle's Theorem if memory serves me right!! Gosh...and then there's upper and lower bound, geometric sequences...darn this is making me want to get out my math books before Saturday when I have to plan for next week :P
All you gotta do is increase your math vocab Pigs and we can talk about math together
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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