I stole Harl this dustpan on her birthday, had her initials engraved in it and everything. She just looked at me funny, and I'm like "Eh??" I thought she'd like it. You see, last year I stole her the broom, so for a whole year she'd been sweeping junk into her hands. How was I supposed to know it wasn't good enough. I'm not a detective here... Wait! I know a detective and I hate that guy! And how dare you all lead me to be reminded of him! Off with your heads!

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too! It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it! Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.