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#445008 2005-03-10 7:20 PM
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I'm new here. Does anyone think I'm pretty? I do.

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ever'buddah say heya to I'm a pretty princess

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Well, I guess I had best load my firearm and set up barricades. See you in a few!

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whoever you are you beat me to it......I was just getting ready to create a Princess Balloonknot alt-id.

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PJP, please stop using my picture as your avatar. I don't want to confuse anyone.

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Well, I guess I had best load my firearm and set up barricades. See you in a few!




You bet your ass.



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PJP, please stop using my picture as your avatar. I don't want to confuse anyone.



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Gah-DAMN, is this funny!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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just for I'm A Pretty Princess (IAPP)....

I FEEL PRETTY
IAPP
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend IAPP,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for PJP!
This is not the
IAPP we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

IAPP
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

IAPP
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

IAPP
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS
What mirror where?

IAPP
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

IAPP
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

GIRLS
Such a pretty me!

ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!


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Awwwwwwww poor Bk Just hide your camera the next time you boys decide to play truth or dare!


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I'm new here. Does anyone think I'm pretty? I do.





NON will have some new wank material....

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Well, I guess I had best load my firearm and set up barricades. See you in a few!


Thank You Jake! This was the best day of my life ever!

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I could make it even better if you want me to.

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Careful, King Snarf will get jealous...


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Ohhhhhhh it's jayburg's picture???? I thought it was Bk's!!! Really sorry bout all this...don't know which is worse having that picture on the web or having something humiliating happen in public :P


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Awwwwwwww poor Bk Just hide your camera the next time you boys decide to play truth or dare!




Jaburg do not take Elisa's advice. BK, seek revenge and post it all over the internet. Especially if you end up drawing all over a drunken passed out Jaburg's face.

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King Snarf: " Pretty Princess, Pretty Princess let down your hair so i can go up and get into your underwear".


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Ohhhhhhh it's jayburg's picture???? I thought it was Bk's!!! Really sorry bout all this...don't know which is worse having that picture on the web or having something humiliating happen in public :P




No It's my Picutre. But you see MR Jaburg supplied it to you all. Granted he got access to this photo from my own stupidity. But I am afraid kill him for this. So I am going by his place tonight to do what I have to do




Propose marriage?


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Take heart BK this is nothing compared to the horrors of my high school! My mom put some stupidly dorky picture of me when I was in third grade in my high school yearbook my senior year. Yeah....it showed up EVERYWHERE (no thanks to a girl who took great delight in taunting me) in school (on bulletin boards, hallways, lockers) with people writing all kindsa comments about it. It was even used during the senior roast at the band banquet...oh the horrors :P

Hang in there Bk..it'll get old soon *promise*!


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Will you guys please stay on topic, this thread is about how pretty I am.

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Are you saying I'm ugly?

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, dammit!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Which one?

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All of it. Congrats on your upcoming nuptuals, Princess.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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