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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
What can I say? I had to create a couple inferior people.
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 God is mean.
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God is mean.
no no no no no no no!
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What can I say? I had to create a couple inferior people.
HEHEHEHE........that was rkmb gold 
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Shame on you boys! Of course it wasn't me! I'm a good girl remembers? Not to mention if I did behave in such bad behavior it could cost me my teaching position which is more important to me than any relationship.So I gotta stay on my best behavior which isn't a problem.
No I'm not Uschi...do I write like Usch? No, does she teach? no...My names actually Ashley Elizabeth! Ashley after one of my mom's sweet lil second graders in the late seventies and Liz is my mom's middl ename.
you wouldn't beleive what i have seen teachers do in bars, they still have jobs, and are still eager to learn it seems, lol
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Mrhm.........not this teacher! Gotta be on best behavior till the ISD submits me for certification to the state board. Then my future is sealed.....kinda like a probationary first year teaching till August 2006.
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That is why I don't agree with tenure...many see it as probation then do what they want and get away with it. Especially the old burnt out ones that shouldn't be teaching anymore.
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Party, Puffball, PC, Prize, Potato Chip, Puzzle, Pancake and I forgot the rest.
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Party, Puffball, PC, Prize, Potato Chip, Puzzle, Pancake and I forgot the rest.
That ridiuclously small pancake is sentient. It has a mouth and a bubble for an eye. How would you like it if someone used you as a hat for a rabbit? 
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
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, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
You have to gage the woman and the location first. Decide if buying her a drink or smiling accross the room will cut it compared to approaching him/her [try it with ugly gay men just to get a feel for it and practice a little]. You have to introduce yourself if you really expect it to go anywhere. Only really drunk chicks or 'slappers' will do you without your name
Its all about the confidence aswell. Even if your not a confident person, suck it up and give it a go. Most chicks wont get horny seeing a guy cry in a fucking corner
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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you have 2 options. 1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US). 2) take this link's advice. http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/ It will get you laid, it will get you a girl, and if nothing else it will help you learn how to get the girl of your dreams when you meet her. Take everything they say with a grain of salt however, its not gospel, you must tailor it to the girl. The 3 second rule IS gospel though.
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
Gosh, I never thought of that!!! My god! 
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1) continue to be yourself and eventually you will find one that loves you for you and that you love for who they are. remember the odds are on your side (more girls than guys in the US).
Well, I know for a fact that that doesn't work.
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name
Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women
Gosh, I never thought of that!!! My god!
That Bitch. So you asked and she declined? Thats Harsh!
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
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Good luck Snarfy...I'm sure your true love is closer than you think!
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Good luck Snarfy...I'm sure your true love is closer than you think!
Run Snarf! RUN!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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Good luck Snarfy...I'm sure your true love is closer than you think!
Dammit, Llance! I already told you no!
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Never ever go to meet girls at bars. It's too much of a meat market and it's the completely wrong place to find what ur looking for. If u want a fuck buddy, then go to all the bars in ur area. But for what u want, you'll find the girl ur looking for when u least expect to. It sucks, but that's the way it usually works.
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Oh, and learn to give chicks good head.
That helps too.
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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king snarf's story is very sad. it makes me want to:
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king snarf's story is very sad. it makes me want to:
Why you... 
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In related news, I had game at the bar the other night. Chatting up a host of ladies. It went well. I'm so proud of myself.
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Well, I asked two girls for the email addresses, which they gave me. I wasn't confident in my psuedo-player skills to ask for digits; that would require a tad more booze, which I shall consume next time.
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but did they both have two hands?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Snarf took this photo of the women he was chatting up!
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but did they both have two hands?
Yes!
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Snarf took this photo of the women he was chatting up!
Nowhereman found out my shameful secret. The girls were in fact red x's.
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Hey guys, I want to learn how to pick up women!
I don't go to bars so maybe you can teach me stuff about meeting women in comic book shops.
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Well, first you'll have to find a comic shop that girls go to. That might take you a while. After that, you're on your own.
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Asking advice about women from Snarf, is like asking about advice on hair from...........well, Snarf!
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I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
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