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Prometheus said:
I wish someone would print an outline for how to type and reply to posts correctly. Does it require emoticons to keep the peace? Why are all of my words assumed to be negative, cynical, or sarcastic? *sigh*


LOOK!! ---------->

Better?




Why oh why, do you insist on taking everything I say seriously?

Maybe I should use them more, since you never get when I'm teasing...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi