no I mean I wish 3 women wanted me instead of, by way of example, a girl who pretends to like me and then has her rich boyfriend call me and tell me to go away or else. and then I yell, "fuck you!" and he's like "oh man, you just the biggest mistake of your life." and then I'm like "shove it up your ass!" and then I think he does because he never makes good on his threat.
