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ROY BATTY said:
I decree that Brian A. Ortiz should give one of his wimmens to King Snarf.
Like Snarf would actually know what to do with a woman!
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Thats been my point all along!
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Believe me, I'd be happy with any one of the three:
I wish there were three of me...so I could do my damndest to make 'em all happy.
Based on the pics alone, I definitely go for the third one. She looks like the nicest while still being really hot.
The first one just has a real "bitch" vibe.
The second looks cute and nice also, just not as down to earth as the third.
Again, that's just based on the pics, of course.
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You're close with the first pic and dead on with the third one. Not too sure about the second...but I'll know more about that after this weekend. (The second one's been calling me "sexy" on the phone like it's my first name and quite frankly, I wanna see her as much as she wants to see me. I am now officially enjoying the hell out this.)
Thanks for your insight, G-Man. Now all I have to do to be with the third one is move to Florida.
Better yet, She's been telling me she wishes she could move back to Jersey. Now all I have to do is arrange her transfer to NYU and find her an apartment and a job with Jane Magazine.
In any case, the first one's been reduced to "flirt" status by process of elimination.
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ROY BATTY said:
I decree that Brian A. Ortiz should give one of his wimmens to King Snarf.
If he's looking for sex for the sake of sex and lives in Jersey, he can have the first girl.
A friend of mine told me not too long ago that this is a natural occurrence for a ladies' man. I'm in what he called the "interview stage." If I get past this and onto the beginnings of a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, he'll instruct me on how to complete the deal - and finally fill a longstanding void in my life.
Now if we're all done deliberating, I'd like to disavow any knowledge of this conversation and turn our attentions back to what matter: TK and his glorious pics of female anatomy.
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Number Two's the safe bet.
One... meh. Three has underlying issues. I can't you what they are, but she's not entirely genuine. Yes, I can tell completely from that pic. Trust me.
Which one's the on and off-er again?
He fixes the cable?
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Can't tell anything from a pic, though.
Number one looks mean and is wearing a bad weave. Maybe that was a bad day after a wedding. The second is smiling. Maybe she'd just gotten done handling her boyfriend's brother, cousin, and mailman all at once. The third one wears glasses, a sure sign of a fine young individual, true, but maybe she's not a good person. Maybe she just HAS BAD EYES!
With that said, go on an American tour and screw them all. You only live once, after all. That and you really need to get this whole VIRGIN thing out of your system.
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I dont know how anyone can tell what a person is like just from a photo.
If Ortiz knows them & cant pick one then quite frankly he doesnt really like any of them!
If he really liked any of them he'd just go for her,not fanny around like some big tart trying to pick between them.
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I dont know how anyone can tell what a person is like just from a photo.
What did you think when you first saw a pic of Kampino?
............that's exactly what I thought also!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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So TK's a mod again...post some booby pics!!
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but not of kamphausen!
We all know what you had to do to become a mod again - let us never mention it again!
Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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He fixes the cable?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rob Kamphausen said:
wow. imagine what'd happen if ... tk or anyone actually told me about this!
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"amazing!"
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My porn reserves are too vanilla for you foo's tastes now.
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I'm keeping my MySpace porn to myself!
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